Planning to run a health retreat soon - help me
design it here http://ping.fm/Au1Qm

A guid laugh shows yer a' aboot - from the Scots

CCTV shows giant cat dumping old lady into a bin
http://ping.fm/Obo5F

Never seen my wife make a fruit smoothie in a food mixer powered by bicycle before!

Fat people can get a gastric band fitted on the NHS while cancer patients can't get medication?! WTF!?

The Anatomy of Buzz by Emanuel Rosen is ironically the dullest book I've read in years!

If you were a tangible product on a shelf, what
would you look like? Smell or taste? And called what?

You probably won't believe me, but you can read an entire book in 5 minutes flat http://ping.fm/InQY9

Training NLP - Read A Book In 5 Minutes!

AUGUST 28 - 29TH GET READY TO REVOLUTIONISE YOUR ATTITUDE TO
READING IN JUST 2 DAYS!

You probably have more to read than time to read it all
Information overload -is doubling every 18 months
The future lies in learning how to adapt to change
Anyone can learn how to do this.
This is not Speed Reading-you won't be trying harder to read faster

You'll mentally photograph about a page a second
You'll read a 200 page book in 5 minutes!
Imagine writing an essay in half the time!
How would it feel to clear your mail in minutes?

What if it works at the computer screen too?
Can you handle reading 200 times faster than anyone you know?

TAP THE RICH RESOURCES OF YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND

Imagine the excitement of discovering the amazing ability to
Photoread with a Trainer & Master Practitioner of NLP, Jonathan
Clark. You'll learn how to blast through any reading material at
lightning speed--and (more importantly) recall what you've read! And
you'll share the experience with a fascinating group of people--as
committed to developing personal excellence as you are!

- Read faster with better understanding
- improve your memory and sharpen your concentration
- Manage your time more effectively
- Enhance your intuition

WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

Call 0141 639 7099 to book your place.

The next Photoreading Weekend Workshop will be held in August 28th
and 29th from 10.00 - 6.00pm in Glasgow. The investment is £147 per person.
Attendance at this workshop is expected to be as high as in
previous years, so please book early to avoid disappointment. Bring
a Dictionary, and at least 2 books that you 'd like to read--you'll
have read them by the time you get home!

Want to spend a normal weekend, or want to learn Hawaiian Huna magic? Live training at http://ping.fm/q0quG

Hawaiian Huna Scottish Shamanic Training

Aloha,

Last call for my "Dramatic Magic" Huna weekend.

2 days at the beautiful House For An Art Lover
in Bellahouston Park, Glasgow, with gourmet
lunch provided.

Complete training and scripts so you can do

Ho'o Pono Pono - cutting toxic connections
Higher Self Therapy - let go of painful emotions now
Higher Self Connection - unite the holy trinity
The 5 Elements - store and flow all 5 energies
Hiolani - deep meditation helps you to focus
Creating Elementals - exactly what it says
Dream Interpretation - decode the messages
Magic Rituals - simple but powerful
Initiation into 7 more Huna symbols

Saturday & Sunday 21-22 August and only £147

Last chance to jump into the canoe.

Call 0141 639 7099 or email jcalchemy@gmail.com

Mahalo,

Jonathan
Huna Alaka'i Ho'omanaloa

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Huna Secrets Free teleseminar today http://ping.fm/gIEKp

Train In Huna As My Guest

August 10th

From: Jonathan Clark
RE: Huna Secrets Teleseminar

It's Tuesday so I'll make this quick.

After my "darkest night of the soul" in 2002 I
found myself on a spiritual and healing course
in Hawaii, and it changed me forever.

Over the course of 3 years I kept going back to
learn more, and eventually earned permission to
teach the ancient science called Huna.

Huna is a very old art and science of psychology,
shamanism and healing. Its the closest thing to
doing real magic, manifesting what you want and
dissolving what you don't. Imagine that...

Tomight I'm hosting a free teleseminar in Huna
Secrets. This is for you if you feel something
is missing, if you feel disconnected, and if you
need more energy.

The class will last about 90 minutes and will
teach you some very practical Huna tools you can
take away and use TODAY.


***** IMPORTANT TELESEMINAR DETAILS *****

Title: Huna Secrets
Time: Tuesday, August 10th at 3:00pm Eastern, 8pm UK
Listening method: Phone + Web Simulcast
To attend, visit:
http://attendthisevent.com/?eventID=14263671

**** We start promptly at 8pm UK, 3pm EST ****

Please call in 5 minutes early to introduce yourself.

Speak to you tonight,

Jonathan Clark
Alaka'i Ho'o Manaloa
Teacher and Initiator

Just saw the JSA on Smallville! Oh the nostalgia... I love the new take on the Golden Age heroes.

Free Intro to Hawaiian Huna teleclass Tues 8th August http://ping.fm/LDypv

Who works this stuff out? http://ping.fm/3l3z8

Scots - Crooked hooses cam fae committees

If you're a Glasgow Dentist you might want to look at this http://ping.fm/lXfGl

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Scots - naething tae be done in haste but grippin' o' fleas

Read through the Judge Dredd Cursed Earth Graphic Novel - oh to be 10 again