Monday, September 26, 2011

Great wedding photographer will travel at no extra cost for your special day http://ping.fm/hWvxM
Glasgow deal of the day site highly addictive http://ping.fm/zVlPa

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Want a free Facebook Fan Page for your business? Get one at http://ping.fm/pbA10

Friday, September 23, 2011

Someone commented “Oh you still do NLP courses then?” today. Shhh. We never stopped…

Monday, September 19, 2011

Training NLP Glasgow Practitioner Course - Best Offer Ever

This is Jonathan Clark – thank you for clicking the play button and watching this short video. And yes, this is a blatant bribe to get you to try my NLP and Huna Practitioner Course in Glasgow, starting Sept 24th and 25th.



Now if you know me at all, you know that I’m a huge fan of anything that makes your life easier. And I’ve spent the last 20 years hunting down life skills that get results quickly, drawn from people who already are getting great results and living the life they want to be living.

I’m about to run my twenty-eighth or thereabouts NLP Practitioner course. Now this costs me a small fortune to run, but it’s worth every penny when you see the change in people as they go through it, and I want to send you a whole bunch of stuff up front so you can check it out for yourself.

I’ve only got 12 packages though because this time we’re doing an experiment…

Actually, I’m taking a risk in doing this – I’m taking a gamble, but here’s where it gets especially good for you. The course is £2137 to do at full price. We can split that into 10 payments of £213 if you set up a BACS transfer.

However, here’s the good bit – if you have the funds [or a credit card] and you can afford to do it in one payment, we’ll make it more than half price and give it to you for only £997. Heck, we’re feeling generous, and there’s a recession on ,so we’re making it ultra-affordable. Monthly payments, or more than half price – either way its a good deal.

All you have to do is make a decision, and this is a very easy decision...

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Last chance to take part in our NLP experiment at http://ping.fm/IAEWu

Saturday, September 17, 2011

8 day NLP Practitioner course all on the weekends starts 24th September. Message me if you’re interested

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Change Your Water, Change Your Life free webinar replaying now at http://ping.fm/vmVZZ

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sunday night getting Luke ready for school – bizarre! When I was his age I remember having a bath then watching That’s Life
Hope is restored for Ayrshire first time buyers! http://ping.fm/ddNS2

Friday, September 09, 2011

What’s your best tip for using Facebook?

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Do you have a Facebook page? Post your link below to share with everyone

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Glasgow internet advertising just got easier http://ping.fm/2Cca4

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

8 day NLP Practitioner course all on the weekends this September. Message me if you’re interested
Managed to create and get a client’s new video on page 1 of Google. Total time taken 8 minutes

Monday, September 05, 2011

Training NLP Practitioner the easy way starts Sept 24th in Glasgow http://ping.fm/wyHFw

Training NLP The Easy Way




The easy way to become an NLP Practitioner – come and spend 4 weekends in Glasgow starting September 24th

The training – led by an NLP Trainer and author with 20 years of experience of dealing with real people in the real world, not someone who bought their certificates or who’s never actually seen a client. Just Google “Jonathan Clark nlp” and watch what happens…

The seminars – relaxed, fun and baby steps so everyone can follow, with loads of practice and all questions answered. Not hyped up motivational “ra ra” with no questions allowed.

The class size – usually no more than 20 students on a course, so there’s personal attention, enough people to get “safety in numbers”, but not too many that you feel like just a bum in a seat. And we can tailor make the course to suit your needs.

The content – the entire traditional NLP syllabus PLUS other relevant methods and latest developments that work faster and better in the real world. And you get the entire thing on Mp3 audio [and its Jonathan on the cd, not an American trainer] and a full colour manual

The venue – Glasgow city centre so it’s easy to get to, not a remote hostel in the back of beyond

The confidentiality - Be assured that at all times Jonathan aims to have his students have fun and relax, and at no time will you be publicly sharing anything that’s personal, unless you want to. Please realise also that at no time will he put you on the spot, ask probing questions or embarrass you in front of others. In small group exercises of two or three people you will have the chance to uncover limiting beliefs and fears, but you’ll only share what you want to.

The time – all over 4 weekends [starting Sept 24 and 25th] so no time off work required, spread over 4 months. Not a bootcamp with little sleep and half your annual leave used up

The investment – spread the cost over 10 monthly payments of £213.70, or a 20% saving if you pay in one go at £1707. No hidden fees for the certificate or a “renewal fee” every year to keep it

The support – a month of coaching afterwards with the Trainer. You’re not going to be dumped or hypnotised into buying the next course, or offloaded onto an employee

The return on investment – once you know how to use NLP to help people, we’ll even teach you how to set up an NLP business and earn your money back. No one else offers this, because they buy into the recession mindset.

The money back guarantee – if you’re not delighted with your training we’ll give you a complete refund. We’re that certain you’ll value every day.

The chance to repeat – once you’ve attended our NLP Practitioner course, you can repeat for 10% of the normal cost forever more. You don’t have to pay a fortune to train with your trainers again

Open arms policy – if you already have an NLP Practitioner certificate from another training, we’ll honour it and you only pay 50%. No possessiveness or lineage issues here.

The certificates – you’ll leave with certification in NLP and HGE, Jonathan’s exclusive methodology that incorporates Huna, life coaching and hypnosis

The chance to develop further – once you’ve attended our NLP Practitioner course, you can come back as a Coaching Assistant and learn “secret stuff”

The advanced courses - once you’ve attended our NLP Practitioner course, you can choose to do Master Practitioner and even Trainer’s Training, but only if you want to

If you haven’t decided yet, then just ask for our free brochure which goes into even more detail if you need it. Call 0141 639 7099 or email jcalchemy@gmail.com

Sunday, September 04, 2011

We’re thinking of running a presentation skills weekend. Good idea?
17 year old young magician of the year offering free trick at http://ping.fm/SbuK0

Friday, September 02, 2011

Limerick water filters revolution underway as Japanese technology hits Ireland http://ping.fm/BdHOd

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Want a free Facebook Fan Page for your business? Get one at http://ping.fm/Yh9uN
Google kangen water Glasgow and you’ll see we have 7 out of 10 listings on Google page 1. Sweet!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Please take part in my mate's health survey if you can spare 2 minutes http://ping.fm/jX9ss
Luke started Primary 1 last week and already he’s off sick. Just as I was getting used to the new routine

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

best laptop repairs in Glasgow - HUGE thank you to SOS computer for same day call out dealing with the virus that attacked my PC yesterday

Monday, August 29, 2011

What was the best movie you’ve seen this year?
If you’re looking to buy a house in Ayrshire, check out these guys http://ping.fm/dGn0P

Saturday, August 27, 2011

If you’re looking for reliable Glasgow electricians I can recommend http://ping.fm/2pxwY

Friday, August 26, 2011

New Japanese technology creates ionised, alkalinised water that has amazing effects. Free DVD at http://ping.fm/DnU4s

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Google the phrase “lead generation in” followed by any city in Scotland. That’s why we hired Jonathan for our web SEO

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Had our first holiday in 6 years in drizzly Ireland. Never met an Irish person I didn’t like!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

The average Facebook user spends 6 hours per week on Facebook. Are you above or below average? Answer below:
If you wouldn’t say it in the pub, you shouldn’t say it on here!

Friday, August 12, 2011

Best of all the carpet cleaning companies in Glasgow see www.GlasgowCarpetCleaningCompanies.com

Thursday, August 11, 2011

I’m offering a free Facebook Fan Page critique – just message me for details
I was a bit sceptical. Since Jonathan and I worked and developed our plan the leads and jobs I have been getting have proved me wrong.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Would you like to attract more clients into your business? Claim your free Facebook Fan Page Now at http://glasgowfb.com

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

We’re fascinated by words but where we meet is in the silence between them

Monday, August 08, 2011

If I could show you a way to create a platform plus a book as an expert in your field in 1 day would you be interested?

Sunday, August 07, 2011

The average person has their mobile phone on and within 3m of their body 24/7. You should be marketing by text message!

Saturday, August 06, 2011

If you’re looking for kitchen fitters in Glasgow check out http://ping.fm/iwH7D

Friday, August 05, 2011

If you run a business in Glasgow come and join a new online community http://ping.fm/cMYz2

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Got our new video for todays great deal Glasgow to page 1 of Google beating 43,500,000 other sites
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/DuRCb

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Sufferin’ fer a freen doubleth freeship - Scots

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Does anyone actually use Myspace anymore?
Amazing Glasgow wedding rings made by Alan at www.TheGlasgowJewellers.com

Monday, August 01, 2011

Well done to the 10 new Photoreaders that we've unleashed on the book world!
Doing the keyword research for photographers Glasgow

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/Z2ixf
We’ve got 6 out of 10 spots on page 1 of Google for lead generation in Glasgow

Friday, July 29, 2011

Watched Alice In Wonderland DVD with Johnny Depp – best bit was the battle scene at the end

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Last chance to do my Photoreading weekend for pennies on the pound! www.jonathanclark.org

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/U53Lc

Monday, July 25, 2011

Imagine reading a book in 5 minutes & remembering it http://ping.fm/tenuO

NLP COURSES - PHOTOREADING IN GLASGOW

TAP THE RICH RESOURCES OF YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND

Imagine the excitement of discovering the amazing ability to Photoread with a Trainer & Master Practitioner of NLP, Jonathan Clark. You will learn how to blast through any reading material at lightning speed, and (more importantly) recall what you have read! And you will share the experience with a fascinating group of people, as committed to developing personal excellence as you are!
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• Read faster with better understanding
• improve your memory and sharpen your concentration
• Manage your time more effectively
• Enhance your intuition

WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

The next NLP & Photoreading Workshop will be held on Saturday & Sunday July 30/31st from 10.00 - 5.00, at Parklands Country Club, Newton Mearns, Glasgow, G77 6DT. The investment is £97 per person. Bring a friend and pay only £47 each- Please telephone or email to let us know how many you have coming.

BLAST THROUGH BOOKS AT 25,000 WORDS A MINUTE - WITH NLP & PHOTOREADING

GET READY TO REVOLUTIONISE YOUR ATTITUDE TO READING IN JUST 2 DAYS!

You probably have more to read than time to read it all
Information overload is doubling every 18 months
The future lies in learning how to adapt to change
Anyone can learn how to do this

This is not Speed Reading-you won't be trying harder to read faster
You will mentally photograph about a page a second
You will read a 200 page book in 5 minutes!
Imagine writing an essay in half the time!
How would it feel to clear your mail in minutes?
What if it works at the computer screen too?
Can you handle reading 200 times faster than anyone you know?

Phone: 0141 639 7099
Email: jcalchemy@gmail.com
Web: www.JonathanClark.org

Attendance at this workshop is expected to be as high as in previous months, so please book early to avoid disappointment. Bring a Dictionary, and at least 2 books that you would like to read. You will have read them by the time you get home!
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/6JzSv

Friday, July 15, 2011

(another free video) - How to Photoread a computer screen
http://ping.fm/TiFaK

Photoreading Demo on US television

Big shout out to Brian at www.Italianstile.co.uk for very generous help yesterday in Hillington. Recommended tile supplier!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/Hitvy
Tall ships Greenock lat night - walked for miles, which for wee Luke's leggies would be 2x as far, Deacon Blue, flask of tea and fireworks

Sunday, July 10, 2011

The average Facebook user has 130 friends. Are you above or below average? Answer below:

Saturday, July 09, 2011

Facebook gets more traffic than Google. You may have a site on Google but do you have your free Facebook fan page yet?
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/6cwiP

Friday, July 08, 2011

I’m looking to help a few people get first page rankings in Google for their website. Know of anybody I can work with?
Best Bowen technique in Glasgow http://ping.fm/cv4yX

Thursday, July 07, 2011

I just found this Photoreading video on Youtube
again and I thought you'd like it http://ping.fm/Q6L71

Photoreading reported on the telly



I trained in Photoreading with Paul Scheele YEARS ago, and I use it a lot of the time, so please ask any questions or leave comments below

If sales are down, this Glasgow social media consultant has 10 free tips http://ping.fm/zNTdM
I’m offering a free Facebook Fan Page critique – just message me for details

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

50% of Facebook users login every day
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/XWscD
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/fu9zK
Always remember that you are unique – just like everyone else

Monday, July 04, 2011

If you are self employed, how’s business? Answer below:

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Just spent some time in the back of a van with Glasgow Bathroom Fitters http://ping.fm/VqzSd

Friday, July 01, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/UrX4I

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Upcoming events and a change of venue

Hi there,

Just a quick email to invite you to two short evening
seminars happening next week

You can see them both here:

http://mirth.eventbrite.com/

and

http://almostunfair.eventbrite.com/

Note that we've moved from Jury's Inn and it's crappy wi-fi
to my friend Garry's Golf Lounge on West George Street.

Hope you can make one or both.

Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. Both nights cost £10 each, so cheap as chips but full of
goodness!
Upcoming events and a change of venue
http://ping.fm/0FXVV and
http://ping.fm/5JsDz

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Live seminar teaches how to use psychology & influence techniques to get more leads from the web http://ping.fm/yRF5o

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Replay of webinar "Beach Body & Beyond" with Ayurveda Instructor http://ping.fm/qbU8F

Friday, May 20, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/89XOb

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

If getting into your jeans this summer, or looking good out of them is of any interest to you http://ping.fm/l7Qpk

Lose belly fat for summer in Glasgow

Fed up with diets that don't work and make you feel guilty?

I hope you get this invitation in time...

If getting into your jeans this summer, or looking good out of them is
of any interest to you, do read on...

My good friend Liam McKeating was trained at the Chopra Centre {yes, THAT
Chopra} and he regularly runs classes in health and wellness.

He's the only Chopra trained Instructor in Scotland and on Thursday night
you'll have an opportunity to listen to him without having to pay any
speaking fees!

Can you make it?

Here's your important dial-in information for the "Beach Body & Beyond"
Webinar on Thursday night

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EVENT: Beach Body & Beyond
DATE & TIME: Thursday, May 19th at 8:00pm UK time
FORMAT: Simulcast! (Attend via Phone or Webcast -- it's your choice)

http://InstantTeleseminar.com/?eventid=19843644


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This is your invitation to join us on a webinar filled with real "take-home"
tips and guidelines for losing weight and getting healthier. You can join us
on the call or just listen and watch the webinar on your PC - your choice.

Please call in and introduce yourself 5 minutes early, and remember to mark
your diary now while this event is still fresh in your mind.

Hope to "see" you Thursday night,

Jonathan

P.S. Because this webinar will be recorded live, you'll get access to
the online replay within 48 hours of the event :-)

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Advance notice that our "NLP courses on steroids" training will be in August http://ping.fm/5lSuQ
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/i069q

Monday, May 16, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/gJhkP

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/ZDkRL

Friday, May 13, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/CifCA
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

What’s the benefit of using paid online services like Adwords? http://ping.fm/sjML4

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/KmRqz
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Sunday, May 08, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/hwCo9

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/NUVdH

Friday, May 06, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/4sPYl

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/VOOK5

Monday, May 02, 2011

What are Influence Engines in Glasgow website promotion? http://ping.fm/RaG09