Knock knock knock Penny! Knock knock knock Penny! Knock knock knock Penny!

OK played Angry Birds now so can someone tell me what all the fuss is about?

Merry Christmas to you - now get off your computer and have another mince pie :-)

Now THIS is how you should use social media http://ping.fm/NOGuJ

The phrase “Enough is enough” has different meanings depending on how you say it

What NOT to do http://ping.fm/JcYvQ

Looking for a guinea pig to test my new follow up system and find any bugs. Volunteer here http://goo.gl/htkAX

89% of adults surveyed by Yelp said they used the phone book once a month or less or never. You?

What do you do if someone tarnishes your reputation online? Check out my latest blog post to find out! http://ping.fm/jfFOg

Don’t say anything on social media you wouldn’t say to a journalist

You have to be Houdini to get a kid's toy out of its packaging!

Honestly... if you're going to buy a 4x4, make sure you know how to drive

OK I admit it – I watched a bit of X-Factor. Now I feel dirty

If you need to slash debt & up your cashflow here’s my new coaching club http://ping.fm/qTUZd

Are you using QR codes for your business? Don't miss my newest blog post explaining them http://ping.fm/DeGc7

If Facebook baffles you, watch the BBC's excellent documentary "Mark Zuckerberg: Inside Facebook"

Sunday was a family day out to Strathaven Reindeer day - well it certainly rained, and it was certainly dear!

Mobile Marketing For Glasgow Restaurants who need more sales http://ping.fm/oHZ3G

Worried about money and debt this year? Some help's coming... http://ping.fm/EKcyK

Glasgow interior design special offer watch the video at http://ping.fm/8ZvCT

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Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/Se17L

Another very cool Photoreading weekend completed - deep trance, flipping pages and rapid learning Japanese. Well done guys :-)

For businesses in Glasgow mobile marketing just got easier and FREE for the 1st month http://ping.fm/Eiepr

2nd chance to learn how to read a book in 10 minutes http://ping.fm/1Uv2r

95% of internet users do not search past the first page of search engine results. Do you?

Chance to get a free interior design consultation at http://ping.fm/kNnXw

How many new customers could you get if you got to tell 20 Glasgow Business decision makers what you do? Want to come & join us Nov 9th ?

Is it just me or has Lady Gaga just ripped off Shania Twain?

Bridal salon with 40 stores has us handling their brand management – very cool.

I'm looking to help a few people get 1st page rankings with Google for their website. Know of anybody I can work with?

"Lead Gen Glasgow built an automated system for me which creates business leads via Facebook, Youtube, twitter etc"

Ever had that embarrassing moment when you meet someone who knows your name but you can’t place them, and you keep walking…?

To buy an iPad, or not to buy an iPad – that is the question

Take away the need for people to email you - try an FAQ section on your website, to answer those mundane, repetitive questions ahead of time

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/gWbhV

Grab your FREE Facebook fan page at http://ping.fm/VIlnQ

I can help you protect, broadcast, & repair your online reputation, get more positive reviews, & maintain a strong online presence.

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Wayhay! Another website created 2 days ago straight onto page 1 of Google

We’ve dined out as a family twice in one week and we feel decadent…

"Jonathan makes complicated computer language easy to understand and has great ways of helping you get your web site seen."

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/QnqRp

Second time one of my websites got professionally hacked – must be doing something right!

From the UK’s dailymail.com: 70% of women and 63% of men use Google and other online tools to screen potential dates. Have you?

Why Some NLP'ers Almost Always Make The Most Money http://ping.fm/JxJY3

Why Some NLP'ers Almost Always Make The Most Money

Some NLP Practitioners always seem to get the highest quality clients, run courses and make the most money, while others scrape by hardly seeing a soul, and never get a return on their investment in NLP training.

Why is this?

Because they have the additional therapy and personal change skills that clued-up clients are looking for today. Now - you can quickly and easily learn the skills that can add hundreds, even thousands to your annual income.

A new series of accelerated learning weekend courses enable you to train as a successful, top-paid NLP Practitioner. When you're qualified, you'll even receive help finding the highest paying clients in your area. You'll learn therapy, hypnotherapy, sports psychology, business and life coaching skills.

We guarantee 100% pass rates - or you don't pay a penny. Phone 0141 639 7099 now to receive an exciting FREE information pack plus special half-price offer, with no obligation whatsoever.

But hurry - the first weekend is October 22 - 23rd, less than a week away!

Call right now and ask for Jonathan, your NLP Trainer

Who would have known reputation management for Glasgow businesses would prove so popular?

Get bespoke interiors tips and designer cushions from Glasgow interior designer http://ping.fm/aTB9R

NLP Practitioner training for less than half price http://ping.fm/pSyu2

What‘s your favourite song while driving?

Glasgow Groupon alternative keeps it home grown at http://ping.fm/ALccr

If you’re looking for reliable Glasgow kitchen fitters I can recommend http://ping.fm/XqQyX

I'm looking to help a few people get 1st page rankings with Google for their website. Know of anybody I can work with?

Google the phrase “lead generation in” followed by any city in Scotland. That’s why we hired Jonathan for our web SEO

My Dad used to blame the Space Shuttle for freaky weather. So what’s NASA been up to this week?

What’s your best tip for using Twitter?

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/c9MNG

Do you have a Facebook Fan page? Post your link below to share with everyone

Glasgow internet advertising just got easier http://ping.fm/LQeWH

Man, I thought Luke starting primary school would give me more time. Wrong!

Wayhay! We own the first 6 positions on Google for “lead generation in Glasgow”

One of my students has asked me to set up an NLP practice group in Glasgow. Would you be interested?

We’re thinking of offering free websites to businesses. Would you want one?

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/Pram4

Finish the following sentence: “I could kill for a ______”

Great wedding photographer will travel at no extra cost for your special day http://ping.fm/hWvxM

Glasgow deal of the day site highly addictive http://ping.fm/zVlPa

Want a free Facebook Fan Page for your business? Get one at http://ping.fm/pbA10

Someone commented “Oh you still do NLP courses then?” today. Shhh. We never stopped…

Training NLP Glasgow Practitioner Course - Best Offer Ever

This is Jonathan Clark – thank you for clicking the play button and watching this short video. And yes, this is a blatant bribe to get you to try my NLP and Huna Practitioner Course in Glasgow, starting Sept 24th and 25th.



Now if you know me at all, you know that I’m a huge fan of anything that makes your life easier. And I’ve spent the last 20 years hunting down life skills that get results quickly, drawn from people who already are getting great results and living the life they want to be living.

I’m about to run my twenty-eighth or thereabouts NLP Practitioner course. Now this costs me a small fortune to run, but it’s worth every penny when you see the change in people as they go through it, and I want to send you a whole bunch of stuff up front so you can check it out for yourself.

I’ve only got 12 packages though because this time we’re doing an experiment…

Actually, I’m taking a risk in doing this – I’m taking a gamble, but here’s where it gets especially good for you. The course is £2137 to do at full price. We can split that into 10 payments of £213 if you set up a BACS transfer.

However, here’s the good bit – if you have the funds [or a credit card] and you can afford to do it in one payment, we’ll make it more than half price and give it to you for only £997. Heck, we’re feeling generous, and there’s a recession on ,so we’re making it ultra-affordable. Monthly payments, or more than half price – either way its a good deal.

All you have to do is make a decision, and this is a very easy decision...

Last chance to take part in our NLP experiment at http://ping.fm/IAEWu

8 day NLP Practitioner course all on the weekends starts 24th September. Message me if you’re interested

Change Your Water, Change Your Life free webinar replaying now at http://ping.fm/vmVZZ

Sunday night getting Luke ready for school – bizarre! When I was his age I remember having a bath then watching That’s Life

Hope is restored for Ayrshire first time buyers! http://ping.fm/ddNS2

What’s your best tip for using Facebook?

Do you have a Facebook page? Post your link below to share with everyone

Glasgow internet advertising just got easier http://ping.fm/2Cca4

8 day NLP Practitioner course all on the weekends this September. Message me if you’re interested

Managed to create and get a client’s new video on page 1 of Google. Total time taken 8 minutes

Training NLP Practitioner the easy way starts Sept 24th in Glasgow http://ping.fm/wyHFw

Training NLP The Easy Way

The easy way to become an NLP Practitioner – come and spend 4 weekends in Glasgow starting September 24th

The training – led by an NLP Trainer and author with 20 years of experience of dealing with real people in the real world, not someone who bought their certificates or who’s never actually seen a client. Just Google “Jonathan Clark nlp” and watch what happens…

The seminars – relaxed, fun and baby steps so everyone can follow, with loads of practice and all questions answered. Not hyped up motivational “ra ra” with no questions allowed.

The class size – usually no more than 20 students on a course, so there’s personal attention, enough people to get “safety in numbers”, but not too many that you feel like just a bum in a seat. And we can tailor make the course to suit your needs.

The content – the entire traditional NLP syllabus PLUS other relevant methods and latest developments that work faster and better in the real world. And you get the entire thing on Mp3 audio [and its Jonathan on the cd, not an American trainer] and a full colour manual

The venue – Glasgow city centre so it’s easy to get to, not a remote hostel in the back of beyond

The confidentiality - Be assured that at all times Jonathan aims to have his students have fun and relax, and at no time will you be publicly sharing anything that’s personal, unless you want to. Please realise also that at no time will he put you on the spot, ask probing questions or embarrass you in front of others. In small group exercises of two or three people you will have the chance to uncover limiting beliefs and fears, but you’ll only share what you want to.

The time – all over 4 weekends [starting Sept 24 and 25th] so no time off work required, spread over 4 months. Not a bootcamp with little sleep and half your annual leave used up

The investment – spread the cost over 10 monthly payments of £213.70, or a 20% saving if you pay in one go at £1707. No hidden fees for the certificate or a “renewal fee” every year to keep it

The support – a month of coaching afterwards with the Trainer. You’re not going to be dumped or hypnotised into buying the next course, or offloaded onto an employee

The return on investment – once you know how to use NLP to help people, we’ll even teach you how to set up an NLP business and earn your money back. No one else offers this, because they buy into the recession mindset.

The money back guarantee – if you’re not delighted with your training we’ll give you a complete refund. We’re that certain you’ll value every day.

The chance to repeat – once you’ve attended our NLP Practitioner course, you can repeat for 10% of the normal cost forever more. You don’t have to pay a fortune to train with your trainers again

Open arms policy – if you already have an NLP Practitioner certificate from another training, we’ll honour it and you only pay 50%. No possessiveness or lineage issues here.

The certificates – you’ll leave with certification in NLP and HGE, Jonathan’s exclusive methodology that incorporates Huna, life coaching and hypnosis

The chance to develop further – once you’ve attended our NLP Practitioner course, you can come back as a Coaching Assistant and learn “secret stuff”

The advanced courses - once you’ve attended our NLP Practitioner course, you can choose to do Master Practitioner and even Trainer’s Training, but only if you want to

If you haven’t decided yet, then just ask for our free brochure which goes into even more detail if you need it. Call 0141 639 7099 or email jcalchemy@gmail.com

We’re thinking of running a presentation skills weekend. Good idea?

17 year old young magician of the year offering free trick at http://ping.fm/SbuK0

Limerick water filters revolution underway as Japanese technology hits Ireland http://ping.fm/BdHOd

Want a free Facebook Fan Page for your business? Get one at http://ping.fm/Yh9uN

Google kangen water Glasgow and you’ll see we have 7 out of 10 listings on Google page 1. Sweet!

Please take part in my mate's health survey if you can spare 2 minutes http://ping.fm/jX9ss

Luke started Primary 1 last week and already he’s off sick. Just as I was getting used to the new routine

best laptop repairs in Glasgow - HUGE thank you to SOS computer for same day call out dealing with the virus that attacked my PC yesterday

What was the best movie you’ve seen this year?

If you’re looking to buy a house in Ayrshire, check out these guys http://ping.fm/dGn0P

If you’re looking for reliable Glasgow electricians I can recommend http://ping.fm/2pxwY

New Japanese technology creates ionised, alkalinised water that has amazing effects. Free DVD at http://ping.fm/DnU4s

Google the phrase “lead generation in” followed by any city in Scotland. That’s why we hired Jonathan for our web SEO

Had our first holiday in 6 years in drizzly Ireland. Never met an Irish person I didn’t like!

The average Facebook user spends 6 hours per week on Facebook. Are you above or below average? Answer below:

If you wouldn’t say it in the pub, you shouldn’t say it on here!

Best of all the carpet cleaning companies in Glasgow see www.GlasgowCarpetCleaningCompanies.com