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My Son Is Kicking Me Out… But You Benefit BIG STYLE!

Attention personal growth enthusiasts!
Save a small fortune on my first (and last)“The Tower Of Doom” January Sale!

Dear friend,

I need your help…

My adorable but demanding 5 year old needs our back bedroom for his expanding collection of toys, including the Tower Of Doom castle which is taller than he is! So after turning my stock room into a play room, we decided to use this as a chance to free up even more space…

That’s why you’re reading this… because you get a January Sale price on a bundle of my most popular home study programmes.

That’s right, and I do mean SALE!

I’m still working from home, but we decided that giving Luke his own playroom was a nice thing to do, and creating more space in January is good Feng Shui anyway 

So as I was humphing boxes from bedroom to attic, I thought about turning potential grumble into a positive. You see, this way of helping my boy helps a few lucky people like you…

“Make 2012 Your Best Year Yet AND Evolve Yourself Faster Than Ever Before”

I’m offering my most popular NLP and Huna Home Study programmes… at January sale prices for the first and last time ever

You can see what’s on offer at http://www.siteproweb.com/january-sale

As you can see, they’re at bargain basement prices on the site – about a 50% discount over the regular prices.

But wait [as QVC would say], to sweeten the deal you’ll also get a bonus Teleseminar series (£97 value) to help kick your year into gear. I’ll walk you through an 8 week “New Year New You” process, one week at a time. I’ve never offered this EVER before, it’s a brand new programme.

This January Clearance expires Sunday the 15th of January at midnight. The stock listed on the site is all I’ve got left, and once they’re snapped up, they’re gone.

Hurry, order yours now.

I’ve never offered so much for so little, and with this kind of pricing, I doubt I’ll have anything left by the end of the week.

That means if you’re the least bit interested in making 2012 your best year yet… now is the time. I’ll NEVER repeat this offer again!

Oh, one more thing….

You still have my full, unconditional personal guarantee for a full 30 days. That means if you don’t think you got at least 10 times the value out of your small investment… just return the goods and I’ll send you a refund.

These home study programmes will work for you… OR YOU PAY NOTHING!

Here’s that secret January Clearance website again:

http://www.siteproweb.com/january-sale

Remember this January Clearance expires Sunday the 15th of January at midnight. You have nothing to lose, and a great year ahead to gain.

Order now before your chance to snap up a bargain expires. With prices this low, I’m sure these programmes will shift. And Luke will get even more toys!

Here’s to a fab 2012,

Jonathan

P.S. That’s right, you get some of by best selling home study programmes plus the 8 week Teleseminar calls (worth £97) for January clearance prices. Because Santa delivered a roomful of stuff to Luke, you save a packet. But you’d better move fast before it’s all gone.

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Why Some NLP'ers Almost Always Make The Most Money

Some NLP Practitioners always seem to get the highest quality clients, run courses and make the most money, while others scrape by hardly seeing a soul, and never get a return on their investment in NLP training.

Why is this?

Because they have the additional therapy and personal change skills that clued-up clients are looking for today. Now - you can quickly and easily learn the skills that can add hundreds, even thousands to your annual income.

A new series of accelerated learning weekend courses enable you to train as a successful, top-paid NLP Practitioner. When you're qualified, you'll even receive help finding the highest paying clients in your area. You'll learn therapy, hypnotherapy, sports psychology, business and life coaching skills.

We guarantee 100% pass rates - or you don't pay a penny. Phone 0141 639 7099 now to receive an exciting FREE information pack plus special half-price offer, with no obligation whatsoever.

But hurry - the first weekend is October 22 - 23rd, less than a week away!

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This is Jonathan Clark – thank you for clicking the play button and watching this short video. And yes, this is a blatant bribe to get you to try my NLP and Huna Practitioner Course in Glasgow, starting Sept 24th and 25th.



Now if you know me at all, you know that I’m a huge fan of anything that makes your life easier. And I’ve spent the last 20 years hunting down life skills that get results quickly, drawn from people who already are getting great results and living the life they want to be living.

I’m about to run my twenty-eighth or thereabouts NLP Practitioner course. Now this costs me a small fortune to run, but it’s worth every penny when you see the change in people as they go through it, and I want to send you a whole bunch of stuff up front so you can check it out for yourself.

I’ve only got 12 packages though because this time we’re doing an experiment…

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However, here’s the good bit – if you have the funds [or a credit card] and you can afford to do it in one payment, we’ll make it more than half price and give it to you for only £997. Heck, we’re feeling generous, and there’s a recession on ,so we’re making it ultra-affordable. Monthly payments, or more than half price – either way its a good deal.

All you have to do is make a decision, and this is a very easy decision...

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Training NLP The Easy Way

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The time – all over 4 weekends [starting Sept 24 and 25th] so no time off work required, spread over 4 months. Not a bootcamp with little sleep and half your annual leave used up

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The certificates – you’ll leave with certification in NLP and HGE, Jonathan’s exclusive methodology that incorporates Huna, life coaching and hypnosis

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