Monday, January 24, 2011

"I've used Lead Generation Glasgow to reinvigorate my web presence" - thanks Jonney
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/w06nt

Sunday, January 23, 2011

If I was going to run a 1 day workshop in Glasgow on how to get more business from the web would you be interested?

Saturday, January 22, 2011

My pal Christie has written her 1st book. Not bad considering she's 16 and supposedly Aspergers' Get the 1st chapter at http://ping.fm/uywPk

Friday, January 21, 2011

if you need an electrician in Glasgow this winter I can recommend www.TheGlasgowElectricians.com

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Last chance to take part in my self help survey at www.ParagonsClub.com

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Page 1 of Google for social media consultant Glasgow in 4 days. Yoss!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Yer freen's jeelie piece ay tastes better than yer ain
"Jonathan has great ways of helping you get your website seen" - thank you Paul, whose videos are now everywhere

Monday, January 17, 2011

This week we register Luke for Primary School. So where did the last 5 years go?

Sunday, January 16, 2011

If you had one question about using Twitter, what would it be?
If Excel or Powerpoint frustrate you go to www.swanstonit.co.uk and ask for Jonney
Briliant new quiz which will help you get a flat stomach http://ping.fm/4afu5

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Everytime one of my social media clients gets a lead, we both get a text message. So I really do get a buzz from my work!
What a week! 2 networking events, my biggest seminar ever, my 2nd book out, a full diary & my 44th birthday - phew!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Nice presents, wee Luke singing "happy birthday" to me in bed, Italian meal out, painted some Cryx, and lit one of those cool "sky lanterns"

Monday, January 10, 2011

Sledging with my son and watching Planet Of The Apes reminded me that you value what was scarce in your childhood

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/5NDKP

Monday, January 03, 2011

Can't wait to crack open the first copy of my new book on internet advertising in Glasgow this week...
Just tweaked my Facebook Fan Page - hit the "like" button and you get a free gift http://ping.fm/dhqcV
Type in skin care glasgow and my client Thorntonhall Therapies has 3 listings on page 1 of Google, plus ALL of the video page!
Oh good - it's snowing again, and I just packed away the shovel, the salt, the wellies, the winter coats, the boots...

Friday, December 31, 2010

Freaky that Boney M's Bobby Farrell died yesterday on the same date and in the same city as Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/l1uCJ
"In 2003 a guy came to teach us how to be better trainers through NLP & within 7 days I came out a totally different person." Amnesia?
Yeeha! Just finished writing my 2nd book before the end of 2010!
Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/17SoL

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Self employed, so wasn't sure whether to work on my Glasgow web agency today, or take the week off like a lot of other folk...
If you're a Glasgow business let me review your website for free with tips on how to get more enquiries www.LeadGenerationGlasgow.com
Nice email today "Jonathan has made it possible for me to pursue something i had no idea i could by taking me through a structured course"
Cheryl & I took Luke out on his new scooter and we saw a wee old couple taking down their Xmas tree - is it over already?
Question - why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Friday, December 24, 2010

Just spent an hour putting the stickers on wee Luke's toy garage for Xmas - now I know how my dad must have felt!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Do you have a burglar alarm? If not, why not?
Great man with a van for last minute prezzy pick up or delivery http://ping.fm/mj9yf
Who's your favourite Glasgow skin care specialist?
"Jonathan is a tremendously able professional, combining high intelligence with a really caring and compassionate approach." Aw shucks...
Looking forward to picking Luke up from nursery and going sledging
I'll review your website for free and give you some tips to get more visitors - go to www.leadgenerationglasgow.com

Monday, December 06, 2010

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left...

Friday, December 03, 2010

Another struggling business client prompted me to offer my Bailout Rescue Plan again for anyone who needs it at www.rescuebusinessblog.com
Reading Tricks Of The Mind by Derren Brown again - full of digs at NLP
Can you help me with my personal development survey? www.paragonsclub.com
Your keyboard could be germier than your toilet http://ping.fm/GDUhA
Lawyer: "How many of Dr Smith's autopsies were performed on dead people?" Witness: "All of them - the live ones wriggle too much"
Just released my latest video - free help if your website is nowhere near page 1 of Google http://ping.fm/05IX7

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Just certified my 15th class of NLP Master Practitioners, ending with a board break in the snow!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Just launched! NLP courses taught online all the way up to NLP Trainer! Check it out www.theNLPcourse.com

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Day 7 of our 15th NLP Master Prac course and of course its Prime Concerns. Oh oh....

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I'm asking personal growth enthusiasts to help me with my survey at www.paragonsclub.com
It's that time when I get to choose my next NLP master prac course theme tune. Any suggestions?

Friday, October 15, 2010

Calling all NLP Practitioners - Are you ready to master NLP? http://ping.fm/0oOFY

Calling all NLP Practitioners...

You probably already know that my 15th NLP Master Practitioner course
starts on October 25th. Well, I'd like you to join me - it's worth
every penny. If you're wondering if this stuff works, have a look at
the Real Results page again:

http://thenlpcourse.com/training-NLP-results.html

Here's the package, but doors close at midnight Saturday October 23rd:
NLP + HGE Master Practitioner Certification October 25 - 31st, then
again on November 22 - 28th. A combined 14 days of dumping the past
and boosting your confidence with new life skills, so you can build
more financial security & be the best you that you can be.

You get 50 audio CDs plus full colour Master Practitioner manual to
refer back to forever. Imagine how you'll feel being a Master of NLP
and HGE, able to help people with health issues, dazzle with your
presentation skills and cleaner and clearer after a full Breakthrough
Session [included as part of the training].

You'll have LIFETIME membership to my practice building programme
called Full Practices, teaching you how to get clients, how to get
paid to help people, create a new income stream and earn all of your
investment back. Who else will teach you how to do that?

You also get One Full Month of 1:1 Coaching With An NLP Trainer,
To Help You Implement & Utilise Everything You've Learned. I'll
coach you personally.

JUST ADDED - I'll also Set Up Your Entire Online "NLP Business" For
You - Start To Finish - A website and a Blog Online, Optimized -
Indexed & Getting Traffic Ready To Make Sales! All done for you.

That's £6500 worth of specialised training, And the whole thing is
completely protected by a Money Back Guarantee

The investment is £2847 payable in one payment or split into 10 monthly
instalments. That means you can have £6500 worth of brain reprogramming,
freedom, two qualifications to your name and your own business websites
- BUT this Offer ends midnight Saturday October 25th. No exceptions.

To book your place just visit www.theNLPcourse.com or call 0141 639 7099

I look forward to working with you,

Jonathan

P.S. I'm working on a hush hush project which launches in November and
I'm going to need a small group of competent Master Practitioners - will
you be one of them?

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Your mind know the root cause of any problem you have, and there's only 7 of them http://ping.fm/06yIx

NLP Master Practitioner Course In Glasgow, Scotland

Just imagine you could stand up in front of a group and present to them, feeling safe, calm, in control and running the room.

Picture yourself using NLP language techniques which work faster than the interventions you might already know.

How much easier would your life be knowing what you really need at the deepest level, and how to get it?

What would happen if you cleared up any hidden limiting beliefs about deserving more money that you don't know you have?

How would you like to know what's bound to be coming next in your personal growth?

And does the title "Master Practitioner of NLP" after your name appeal to you?

Is it true that you still have pain and hurt left over from the past? If you let all of that go and aligned yourself to race forward in life, who would you most like to emulate? And what skills do they have that you could learn through NLP modelling? And what if you could do all this on weekends so you don't use up all your annual leave or holidays?

You see, your unconscious mind know the root cause of EVERY problem in your life, and there are only 7. Don't believe me? Take a look at the "Psychodynamics" handout that I'm offering as a free download from www.theNLPcourse.com - its on the very bottom page called "Master Practitioner Handout"

And that's only scratching the surface of what we cover on our 14 day NLP and HGE Master Practitioner Certification, held over 2 weeks starting October 25th. Plus there's even more new content that I've never taught before.

This might be something you're interested in, or it might not. If it is, then let me know asap because the fun starts in about 15 days time...

Take care,

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Who's talking about you, and what are they saying? Monitor your online reputation http://ping.fm/K38mB

Monday, September 27, 2010

Day 3 of my 29th NLP Practitioner course, I ask for a volunteer and EVERY hand shoots up! You can't ask for better than that!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Why isn't it easy to get what you want?


If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably asked yourself the same question. Problem is, the most obvious answers – the ones everyone tells you – aren’t true…

It ISN’T about desire – you can desperately want a result and still never achieve it, can’t you?
It ISN’T determination – how many times have you vowed to change and still did nothing about it? Honestly, haven’t we all?
It ISN’T taking action – you can do all the right things, follow all the rules, and still have your hopes dashed. That ever happened to you?

Here's what it is: http://www.thenlpcourse.com/master-practitioner-handout.html

If you can relate to the frustration of consistently being denied the things you really crave in your life – in spite of your best efforts and desire – then here’s the news:

*** Meet the “silent partner” who’s been running your life***

Imagine if you owned a small business and the wrong products are coming in, orders are getting mixed up, numbers don’t add up. You’re doing everything right but the results are all wrong, and you’re baffled. What’s going on?

Now imagine finding out that your silent partner – someone you rarely speak to or meet with – has been overriding all of your decisions and has been running the show himself!

This scenario takes place every day, only the business is your life, and the partner pulling the strings is your unconscious mind…

From the way you handle your money, the people you’re attracted to, the food you eat…even the state of your health…all of your behaviours, actions and attitudes are ruled by your unconscious mind.

These beliefs and habits have their origins in deep rooted past experiences that are often long-forgotten by you, but your unconscious mind NEVER forgets. And sometimes, like a scolded child, it overreacts and interprets events in a way that creates obstacles for you, AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE!

Take weight loss for example. You can diet, exercise, stop eating carbs, hire a fitness trainer, do all the best things you can think of to lose excess pounds. But what if your unconscious mind thinks that the extra weight is “body armour” to protect you, or that to be powerful you’ve got to be big like Aunt Marjory was…? Guess who wins?

The same holds true in money, relationships, health, social life, any situation you can think of – if your logical conscious mind wants one thing, but your emotional unconscious mind likes things the way they are, good luck! Its simply not going to happen!

What if you could reprogram the unconscious, by learning to talk its language? And what if it could talk back? Whoah!

Once you know how to do that , you’ll be able to make changes that you’ve struggled with for years – even changes you might have thought were impossible for you, because you’ll be working WITH your silent partner, not AGAINST them. Imagine for a moment – if it has the power to stop you, what can you achieve with it working FOR you?

To find out what's REALLY holding you back, grab this free downloadable cheat sheet:

www.thenlpcourse.com/master-practitioner-handout.html

Hope you use it,

Jonathan
Why isn̢۪t it easy to get what you want? Here's what it is: http://ping.fm/URlA1
Funniest thing I've seen in years, but only for Glaswegians http://ping.fm/D6Mst

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Just stumbled on a testimonial from one of my students http://ping.fm/hKkLj

Training NLP - a testimonial

Hi All,

I'd like to say I'm a student of Jonathan Clark's and that his courses are incredible. Or better.

Here's one example from his NLP Foundation ( Feb. 2005).

I had been having the same disturbing nightmares for 23 years which repeated every December. This all bubbled to the surface one morning, before class started. Jonathan stopped what he was doing, attended to me & helped me clear it in about 10 minutes.
That's right, a 23-year-old issue GONE in 10 minutes. If I remember, at the time, I thought it was pretty heavy stuff: something to do with death and dying.I just don't do that any more. His NLP and Huna mix was a neat tonic.

Then on the Master Pract. I had a whole lot of Huna fun. Still am.

Judy Coll
There IS such a thing as a free lunch, with NLP training for dessert at http://ping.fm/uYgt9

Friday, September 03, 2010

Just finished reading a Huna training book again that I read 10 years ago and what a difference http://ping.fm/7T1x1

Huna teachings - book review

I've just finished Kahuna Healing by Serge King, something like ten years after I
first read it, and its like I've never read it before. Isn't that weird when it
happens - like you're reading a book that's the same inside, but you're in a whole different place?

Polynesia is a triangle that stretches from New Zealand, to Hawaii and then to
Easter island - a huge area with thousands of miles between islands - but which
enjoyed commerce, trade and exploration long before Columbus sailed across the Atlantic. The Maori for instance have ancient navigation chants that reveal sailing directions to Hawaii. There were Hawaiian kahunas, Tahitian tahunas and Maori tohungas.

It is suggested that Captain Cook arrived on Hawaii not by coincidence, but by
kahuna telepathic suggestion - so he landed just in time for a festival dedicated to
the god Lono. [The kahuna had their own Hawaiian pantheon of gods but still recognised one ultimate God]. There was a God, but there was no "sinning" against that God. There was no concept of "sin". There are natural laws, like gravity and you can't sin against gravity.

This telepathic suggestion is one of a number of startling feats that the kahuna were reputed to be able to do. Walking on lava, healing the sick. Unlike the Boston missionaries who couldn't do either. Yet the kahuna are [were] ordinary men and women who trained to develop abilities we all have latent within ourselves. Plus studying and practicing empowering beliefs and mental disciplines. [Its interesting that the author proposes that presently held beliefs seem to influence healing more than past memories.]

On Huna and physical healing - the body is an intensely energised thought form, a concept from the Higher Self expressing itself in the material world as a physical form, modified by the beliefs of that person's conscious mind, and maintained by the unconscious mind. I love that stunningly simple metaphor. There's the car factory, the driver, and the on board computer. Your body is the vehicle that you use to project your intention into the physical world, and the means by which you gain feedback from doing so.

The Higher Self creates the blueprint of the body and downloads that to the unconscious mind whose job it is to run and maintain that blueprint. However, it is continually subjected to the learned beliefs of the conscious mind. Any illness or disease is where these 3 minds are in conflict with one another.

A great place to see this effect is in the area of western civilisation and its beliefs about health. We're conditioned by the health & fitness industry that slim is desireable and healthy. Fat is ugly and unhealthy. But let's face it, you get thin people who are ill, and fat people who are healthy. Super fit athletes die every day, and chain smoking old codgers can live a century or more.

Disease may be the result of the conscious minds learned thinking patterns being in conflict with the unconscious mind's blueprint. Its not the MacDonalds burger that kills you, its what you think about the burger. [see also "Zero Limits" by Joe Vitale and Dr Hew Len]. Swine flu affects people more because of the media hype than the flu itself. Beliefs are the root of illness in Huna. Epidemics may have more to do with the individual's reaction to social proof then bacteria. Thus Huna includes suggestions and belief changes as a natural part of the therapy intervention. Faith in the cure leads to the success of the cure.

But kahuna were sought and followed not by reputation, but by their results. "Ye shall know them by their fruits". They were known for their proven abilities and knowledge, and didn't actually have to be of Hawaiian descent. Serge states that the knowledge is alive and operating today, but just isn't obvious.

There's a fascinating section on emotions, and Serge states that the kahuna see emotion as simply a flow of energy through the body. The sensation of guilt or attraction are much the same, but its the thoughts and self-talk that accompany the sensations that tell you what to call it. Try that one on! An adept kahuna can generate, direct, change or dissolve any emotion at will. That's why I say all NLP is Huna.

Most interesting is the discussion on "thought forms" - kahuna didn't recognise the concepts of a devil or demons, or wandering spirits of the dead. They classed these as man-made thought forms. The only demons are the ones you believe in.

On the matter of a client who is treated, and then the problem returns - the suggestion is that the client failed to change their thought patterns, and therefore the body simply went back to its learned way of being.

Overall I've thoroughly enjoyed re-reading this book and heartily recommend it. I read it years ago, and I'll probbaly come back to it years from now. And that's in keeping with a nice quote from page 70:

"The present is the fruit of the past, and the seed of the future"

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Worth checking out this skin care competition if you're in the Glasgow area http://ping.fm/a4ArH

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Planning to run a health retreat soon - help me
design it here http://ping.fm/Au1Qm
A guid laugh shows yer a' aboot - from the Scots
CCTV shows giant cat dumping old lady into a bin
http://ping.fm/Obo5F
Never seen my wife make a fruit smoothie in a food mixer powered by bicycle before!
Fat people can get a gastric band fitted on the NHS while cancer patients can't get medication?! WTF!?
The Anatomy of Buzz by Emanuel Rosen is ironically the dullest book I've read in years!
If you were a tangible product on a shelf, what
would you look like? Smell or taste? And called what?

Thursday, August 26, 2010

You probably won't believe me, but you can read an entire book in 5 minutes flat http://ping.fm/InQY9

Training NLP - Read A Book In 5 Minutes!

AUGUST 28 - 29TH GET READY TO REVOLUTIONISE YOUR ATTITUDE TO
READING IN JUST 2 DAYS!

You probably have more to read than time to read it all
Information overload -is doubling every 18 months
The future lies in learning how to adapt to change
Anyone can learn how to do this.
This is not Speed Reading-you won't be trying harder to read faster

You'll mentally photograph about a page a second
You'll read a 200 page book in 5 minutes!
Imagine writing an essay in half the time!
How would it feel to clear your mail in minutes?

What if it works at the computer screen too?
Can you handle reading 200 times faster than anyone you know?

TAP THE RICH RESOURCES OF YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND

Imagine the excitement of discovering the amazing ability to
Photoread with a Trainer & Master Practitioner of NLP, Jonathan
Clark. You'll learn how to blast through any reading material at
lightning speed--and (more importantly) recall what you've read! And
you'll share the experience with a fascinating group of people--as
committed to developing personal excellence as you are!

- Read faster with better understanding
- improve your memory and sharpen your concentration
- Manage your time more effectively
- Enhance your intuition

WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

Call 0141 639 7099 to book your place.

The next Photoreading Weekend Workshop will be held in August 28th
and 29th from 10.00 - 6.00pm in Glasgow. The investment is £147 per person.
Attendance at this workshop is expected to be as high as in
previous years, so please book early to avoid disappointment. Bring
a Dictionary, and at least 2 books that you 'd like to read--you'll
have read them by the time you get home!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Want to spend a normal weekend, or want to learn Hawaiian Huna magic? Live training at http://ping.fm/q0quG

Hawaiian Huna Scottish Shamanic Training

Aloha,

Last call for my "Dramatic Magic" Huna weekend.

2 days at the beautiful House For An Art Lover
in Bellahouston Park, Glasgow, with gourmet
lunch provided.

Complete training and scripts so you can do

Ho'o Pono Pono - cutting toxic connections
Higher Self Therapy - let go of painful emotions now
Higher Self Connection - unite the holy trinity
The 5 Elements - store and flow all 5 energies
Hiolani - deep meditation helps you to focus
Creating Elementals - exactly what it says
Dream Interpretation - decode the messages
Magic Rituals - simple but powerful
Initiation into 7 more Huna symbols

Saturday & Sunday 21-22 August and only £147

Last chance to jump into the canoe.

Call 0141 639 7099 or email jcalchemy@gmail.com

Mahalo,

Jonathan
Huna Alaka'i Ho'omanaloa
Free Web SEO tips and a business bailout plan at www.rescuebusinessblog.com

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Huna Secrets Free teleseminar today http://ping.fm/gIEKp

Train In Huna As My Guest

August 10th

From: Jonathan Clark
RE: Huna Secrets Teleseminar

It's Tuesday so I'll make this quick.

After my "darkest night of the soul" in 2002 I
found myself on a spiritual and healing course
in Hawaii, and it changed me forever.

Over the course of 3 years I kept going back to
learn more, and eventually earned permission to
teach the ancient science called Huna.

Huna is a very old art and science of psychology,
shamanism and healing. Its the closest thing to
doing real magic, manifesting what you want and
dissolving what you don't. Imagine that...

Tomight I'm hosting a free teleseminar in Huna
Secrets. This is for you if you feel something
is missing, if you feel disconnected, and if you
need more energy.

The class will last about 90 minutes and will
teach you some very practical Huna tools you can
take away and use TODAY.


***** IMPORTANT TELESEMINAR DETAILS *****

Title: Huna Secrets
Time: Tuesday, August 10th at 3:00pm Eastern, 8pm UK
Listening method: Phone + Web Simulcast
To attend, visit:
http://attendthisevent.com/?eventID=14263671

**** We start promptly at 8pm UK, 3pm EST ****

Please call in 5 minutes early to introduce yourself.

Speak to you tonight,

Jonathan Clark
Alaka'i Ho'o Manaloa
Teacher and Initiator

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Just saw the JSA on Smallville! Oh the nostalgia... I love the new take on the Golden Age heroes.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Free Intro to Hawaiian Huna teleclass Tues 8th August http://ping.fm/LDypv
Who works this stuff out? http://ping.fm/3l3z8
Scots - Crooked hooses cam fae committees

Monday, August 02, 2010

If you're a Glasgow Dentist you might want to look at this http://ping.fm/lXfGl
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Scots - naething tae be done in haste but grippin' o' fleas
Read through the Judge Dredd Cursed Earth Graphic Novel - oh to be 10 again

Saturday, July 31, 2010

This is one train you'll wish you were on http://ping.fm/kKuRn

Wish I'd Caught This Train...

Friday, July 30, 2010

If you've got more books on visualising than you ever visualised having, here's what works instead http://ping.fm/FsA17

Waiting for what's outside to make you happy inside?

Ever wondered why spiritual people suffer the same
tragic conditions as the worst people?

Fed up with STRIVING to get what you want yet?

"By your fruits you shall know yourself" - So if
there's no fruits, you don't know yourself.

When you rely on people, things or vehicles of
fulfilment to make you happy, all you'll get
is lack and disappointment.

If you're expecting the Universe or the Law of
Attraction to "supply" or "heal", you'll end up
disappointed or at best get temporary improvement.

After all the books, cd's and seminars, are you
HONESTLY that much better off?

What I'm saying might not please everyone, but its
been my experience and most of my clients can
relate.

If you're fed up reading and hearing about miracles
happening to other people, but not to you, I want to
help you discover why.

This Sunday, Parklands Country Club, 10 till 4 on my
first ever True Silence workshop. Not for rookies.

If you've had your fill of "mind techniques" and you
know there's something you're missing, I think this
is it. I'm not saying I have the MAGIC BULLET, but
the truth has been staring us in the face since day 1.

http://jonathanclark.org/?page_id=2


If you're up for a stretch, call me on 0141 639 7099
or email jcalchemy@gmail.com before Sunday the 1st.

Take care,

Jonathan

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Is Will Smith weird? [blog post] www.jonathanclark.blogspot.com