Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Does your brain need defragging yet? Here's how http://ping.fm/XxIgl
Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com
Don't take bribes - the government hates competition
Excited by the possibilities of 2 new services I'm going to offer...
Sign in In a Nairobi restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
If ye cannae see ra bottom, dinna wade

Training NLP Brains Are Like Laptops...


The bizarre thing about dealing with the unconscious mind is that problems can be solved without you actually knowing what's going on.

The conscious mind foolishly thinks its the problem solver. Actually, it's acting from either having witnessed some inspiration from the Higher Self [who knows and creates the future], or a replayed memory from the unconscious mind [who stores and organises the past]

Even your body, your physical environment, your neighbourhood and everything "out there" that you can perceive are just echoes of a replayed memory - you get what you expect. You can only see what you expect to see.

I like the metaphor of a laptop, connected to a projector and shining a powerpoint slide on the screen. Your nervous system is the laptop, the projector is your perception, and the screen is an otherwise blank canvas until you project onto it. You call that reality. But it can't be on the screen unless its on the laptop, get it?

There's no point in shouting at the screen just cos you don't like what you see on it. Actually there's nothing on it at all. It's what's on your hard drive that's the problem...

Memories are like the software running on your system. Too many old programs and there's no space for new downloads [ inspiration ].

The Higher Self is memory free and downloads nothing but inspiration from Spirit / the Divine / the quantum field / insert your deity of choice. This is a timeless and indestructible source of inspiration and insight.

So here's the method - petition the Higher Self to erase old, limiting programs. The unconscious mind boots up the old memory. With the conscious mind's permission the Higher Self can then defrag the hard drive [ Divine Norton Antivirus ]. This leaves a void or free space on the hard drive, and thus room for new programs to run.

What does this mean? All of your external experiences are 3D holograms whose source is either divine inspiration, or replayed memory.

So you have a choice - either replay old programs incessantly, or clean your hard drive every day...

Friday, March 19, 2010

Last chance to learn NLP for half price, but act fast! http://ping.fm/FnNly
Oot oan the branch, the fruit is gey ripe
Uncovering a new approach that makes NLP and mind methods look antiquated...
Want a return on your investment from your self help studies? www.alchemychallenge.com
Imitation is the sincerest form of unimaginative flattery
Why is the traffic always lighter in someone else's lane?
Just met Dragon's Den Doug Richard at his seminar promoting www.schoolforstartups.co.uk
Training NLP - If you can feel it, you can heal it http://ping.fm/LUEen
When a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name, you didn't hold the pillow down
long enough
Think you can do 2 things at the same time? Scientists doubt it
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Training NLP - If you can feel it, you can heal it

I'm working on a new "method" [not even sure that's the right word, cos it's bigger than that] that will make a lot of self help, mind techniques pretty much obsolete. Bold statement I know...

One recurring problem is the tendency for mental approaches to teach you to close your eyes and make a picture, visualise your goal or use affirmations "I like myself, I like myself, I sodding like myself". My point is, you're going into silence WITH something.

Now I have 2 main thrusts to my dissatisfaction with "mind techniques", and they are:

1] Many people have read spiritual books, attended seminars, meditated, incanted and tithed and seen ZERO sustained, tangible results

2] I have more books on visualisation than I ever visualised I'd have

Now as a Trainer of NLP, Huna, Time Line Therapy and Hypnosis this is a bitter pill to swallow. So I'm on a mission to get to the root of it, and I'm getting somewhere...

Rather than go into the silence WITH something, surrender and start listening, rather than pleading and waiting.

In the Self-Identity Through Ho'o Pono Pono method promoted in Joe Vitale's book "Zero limits" [which I love by the way, but as a Star Wars fan I'm nervous about the SITH part...] one is supposed to say "I'm sorry, please forgive me" whenever there's negativity/lack/pain.

The idea is that there's repentance and accepting responsibility for creating the circumstances in your universe, by acknowledging that something has gotten inside you. You "caught" the limiting programme, like a cold

The above phrase tells the Divine that you want forgiveness for yourself, then "thank you" expresses gratitude and then the faith that it'll get resolved. "I love you" brings in the aloha of your Higher Self.

This sounds like a plan, and I used it for many months, and it seemed to get results in the tangible, physical world of form. However, I now feel its a bit clunky and there's a better, easier and faster way.

Stay tuned...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

If you could change one thing - teleclass happening NOW http://ping.fm/02Tz1

Monday, March 15, 2010

My coaching client called herself a seeker, so I asked her to become a finder
With whom do I have the pleasure - you, or my version of you? http://ping.fm/HoyRq
Endured an entire chick flick [it was Mothers Day after all] but only cos Cameron Diaz was in it
Endured an entire chick flick [it was Mothers Day after all] but only cos Cameron Diaz was in it
Do you think David Beckham's torn achilles tendon is a coincidence?
If you could change one thing - free teleclass to help you http://ping.fm/icz1h
An ultimatum is a powerless threat trying to steer a situation one has no control over
If nothing you are wearing matches, isn't that coordinated?
Do you believe in the placebo effect? http://ping.fm/fjgbQ
If Will.i.am and Cheryl got together would that mean a Black Eyed Cole?

Training NLP - I don't mind and it doesn't matter


The voice in your head isn't you.

Ever thought about that?

The voice is your mind, and you are more than just your mind. You are the awareness that you're aware with. So you witness your mind and its thinking.



If you ever hear yourself say "I'm stupid" change it to "My thinking is stupid" Makes a huge difference, and it's actually more TRUE.

In the 3 minds model that I teach [conscious, unsconscious and Higher Self] the internal chatter would be your conscious mind. The unconscious doesn't do language - it does pictures and feelings. And Higher Self? Well, it's your connection with Spirit, or Divinity.

Listen, you can think positive thoughts of abundance all you like and still be broke. Its your unconscious mind that creates and manifests. If your unconscious mind has feelings and complexes around poverty or success, you'll witness the 3D projection of that. As within, so without.

Now scientists have measured [who are these people?] that the unconscious mind is being bombarded with over 2 million bits of information per second. Yet your conscious mind can only handle about 134 bits per second. What does that mean?

It means there's WAY more going on than you know... right now. In fact it's impossible to be aware of everything that's going on in this moment. Therefore, if you're not aware of it, how can you expect to control it?

So let's leave you with a thought:

You can choose what you want, but you have to let go of whether you manifest it or not.

Let me know [your conscious mind's] thoughts...

Saturday, March 13, 2010

More Gifts For Training NLP

As a fellow self-improvement fan, I have some cool gifts for you.

250 people already grabbed last week's free video and e-course, so in case you missed it, you can still get them for now at

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Now, not sure if you're a fan of New Years resolutions or not, but its March already and I wondered how your goals are going? Have things improved since Christmas?

My best students often ask for support but there's only so many folk I can teach at a time, and only the ones who are deadly serious about having more fun, more freedom and more confidence.

Whining and complaining won't make it better, but taking action will. Einstein said that [or something close!] After 18 years helping people, I've nailed the real reasons people why people talk a good game, as well as the most popular areas to change.

So I've come up with something that I think you'll use to make your life easier. It might not be for you, but take a look anyway:

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You can also email me and tell me how things are going, and there's a great prize for the winning entry...

Enjoy!

Jonathan

P.S. Come and join the fun at

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Want a name for your business, idea or website? Try http://wordoid.com/
Finally nailed a song on lead guitar that I used to air guitar in the 80's
Membership site = security + low ticket sale + automated = dream scenario
If you could change one thing what would it be? Tell me at http://ping.fm/fqoGA
"Happy Kids Happy You" - anyone read it? Any good?
What stage of awaked-ness are you at? http://ping.fm/NplqM
The more coincidences you experience the more "on path" you are, but you knew that right?
Read The Gingerbread Man to a group of 4 year olds at Nursery. Tough crowd for an NLP Trainer!
Why does a guy say "I'm seeing her" when he really means "I'm touching her"?
Gene Simmons says Kiss is better than The Stones and U2, and I utterly agree

NLP courses - evolution of a Practitioner

"Let go of your ego and your ego's desires, and be guided by the Divine" - anon

Typically when a new student joins one on my courses while I'm training NLP, they go through 4 stages:

1] Victim mentality - they start off feeling powerless, at the effect of circumstances in their lives, complaining and protesting, fighting authority yet nothing changes. It's always everyone else's fault - the economy, the government, their parents, their education, blah blah blah.

These guys don't come on NLP courses, though occassionally they are SENT!

2] Seizing control - reading a book, or listening to a cd, or hearing a speaker or trainer wakes them up and challenges them to look again. The student learns about intention, visualisation and the crucial need for action. Things then start to get slightly better and they get glimpses of magic in their lives - synchronicity, manifestation, coincidence

Can you relate to this?

3] They wake up - unplug from the Matrix, remove the shroud, and finally part the curtain. They realise that intentions are limitations, that "attraction" and "intention" suggest a gap, and there is no gap.

The student starts to tap into their latent power, but they still get frustrated at things in the world of physical form that they can't seem to control - money, bodyweight, health.

4] Surrender and silence - They stop striving and efforting and instad go silent. Surrender to the Higher Self/Spirit/God/Quantum Field/I'o/insert your label of choice here.

If you let go and trust [as amply described in Beck and Cowen's Spiral Dynamics - see http://www.thelatentpowerofyou.com ] and evolve from level 5 to level 6. Connect with the Higher Self, get inspired and act on it. The student's world fills with awe and wonder and gratitude. And there's no going back...

So what stage are you at, or have you realised yet that in fact there are no stages...?

Leave your comments below.

Friday, March 12, 2010

If you could change ONE thing what would it be? Prize for the best one http://ping.fm/DaWfQ

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

You'll either agree with this or you won't http://ping.fm/yOzLj
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Make a soul connection by looking into someone's right eye with your right eye - try it
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Is cutting a heart shape into my wife's breakfast toast romantic or soppy?
Is it a sin to steal a Bible?
We were hoping that extraterrestrials would hear the Golden Record and say ‘That’s a cool planet'.
Read More http://ping.fm/R8jOn
Cosmologists studying Dark Matter in space say that in the nothing there is something and they can't explain it...
If one day we woke up and everything was 100 times larger, how would we know?

Training NLP and Huna - free will or free won't

"Whatever you believe - that belief will work for you"

I read this in Joe Vitale's book Zero Limits.

Your belief sets the framework for your experiences, and that helps all of the things you prceive to make sense to you. And when things come into your awareness that don't match your beliefs, you'll find a way to make it fit by rationalising it, or you'll end up taking drugs!

The problem is that our minds get in the way of the natural flow of things. If the conscious mind were to acknowledge the existence of spirit, it would know that its doomed and that it's no longer needed.

It can't stand that thought, so to justify its existence it creates sophisticated problems and addictions which need to be solved and puzzled out, by none other than your CONSCIOUS MIND! But all the while your mind is preventing you from savouring the peace and stillness that's available to you in the moment.

So all the therapy, complementary and alternative "interventions" are designed to clear the fog and get past this tricksy rascal.

The truth is, you have a gift inside you - a latent power or talent that lives within. Eventually you'll become increasingly aware of what it is, and you'll either embrace it or label it as your curse.

Once you've judged it good or bad, you make it so.

Bad = drugs, addictions, therapy as you struggle to hide/handle/release/silence/accept it.

Good = embrace it, let it shine, allow it to come out to play


It's a case of free will or free won't...


This even applies to food. Your beliefs about what you eat determine the results it has on your physical body. It's not unhealthy food that's dangerous, it's unhealthy associations to that food.

We all know of cases where people live long lives smoking, drinking or eating salt and sugar and they're still going strong at 90 years old. So it can't always be nutrition.

"Nothing has any meaning bar the meaning you give it" said Tony Robbins.

So it's not the food that's dangerous, it's the dangerous thoughts you have around the food that are dangerous!

Fascinating concepts, eh?

See, you cam't predict your next thought, can you? Try. I'll wait here for a moment while you do that...

See? You can't. You can verbalise it once you witness it, but you're not generating your thinking consciously. You notice it coming through [like a ticker tape or scrolling news headlines] and then choose to act on it, or not.

So this article will speak to you where you are right now. And you'll either reject it or embrace it. Free will or free won't.

Comments are welcome below...

Sunday, March 07, 2010

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Friday, March 05, 2010

When people go to the bathroom, why do they say they'll be right back? Do they ever stay?
Playing with an awesome new tool for my next NLP video - watch this space
Having a Grey Zone day - blasting the backlog of unfinished business that I'm tolerating
Today's the day I get to read a story to my son's nursery class of twenty 4 year olds - could be a tough crowd!
Your complimentary Beyond NLP e-course right here http://ping.fm/e9X0t
It's National Procrastination Week; Let's Celebrate by Not Honouring It http://ping.fm/LsZSn
20 minute meditation on unblocking, then I witness a tiny tractor with a snow plow clearing the snow off the pavements...
OMG - read The Game by Neil Strauss. How pick up artists use NLP for seduction - fascinating...
Timeless wisdom - don't count your chickens before the cows come home
10 Inappropriate but Entertaining Snowmen http://ping.fm/Gc9QR

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Sending positive vibes to my Huna bruddas and sisters in Hawaii - tsunami sirens going off right now

Friday, February 26, 2010

>sigh< another call from another NLP student who got conned by another NLP company...
Anything perceived by your mind is finite, and therefore by definition, limited
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If it's true that everyone wants to get skinny, get rich and get laid, which is your priority?
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Working on making all my NLP training from Foundation to Trainer available for pennies...
Top 10 ways to drive traffic to your small business blog http://www.problogger.net/archives/2010/02/23/top-ten-ways-to-drive-traffic-to-your-small-business-blog-using-twitter/?
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Oh I can't believe one of my spiritual teachers has dismissed me from his programme because I spoke
my truth...
"Needless to say" is usually needless to say.
If you have loads of content about your chosen field, turn it into a paying membership website
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Self defence - just in case you missed this

Don't waste your time reading the whole letter...here's what I mean. If
you're reading this, you've been witness to the whole shebang...

The Safety Protocol guide

Garth's self defence radio interview

The top 10 Safety Tips download

You've been one of the people that have seen what Safety Self Defence is
all about.

So you probably already know if this Sunday's workshop is the place for you
if you're worried at all about being followed, threatened or attacked while
out and about.

But this is last orders time - your last chance to join us, but only if
you're ready to pounce. The link is

www.safetyselfdefence.com

And if you've missed any of the gifts mentioned above, you can still grab
the lot, but only for another couple of days.

Hope to see you there,

Jonathan

P.S.Head over to www.safetyselfdefence.com to GUARANTEE you get in
Last chance to join us on our self defence and safety weekend www.safetyselfdefence.com
OMG! Readers Digest has just gone into administration! Newspapers are next...

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Great free audio on self defence and personal safety at
http://ping.fm/dYdSm
I think the movie "Click" with Adam Sandler just changed my values!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

If it was self defense, why are they angry with her? http://ping.fm/tINKo

Self defense, why are they angry with her?

Faye Wilson from Buckie was only 16 when she was raped by a friend in the small Moray town. It took her five years to pluck up the courage to report the crime, by which time it was too late for police to gather the evidence they needed for a prosecution.

You can watch Faye's video and read some of the scathing comments at

http://budurl.com/rape

Before Christmas we put out a number of free gifts which really proved how vulnerable you can feel on the streets.

We had a Safety Protocol guide showing how useless attack alarms are, a free teleseminar explaining 4 ways a mobile phone can save your life, some scary survey results that revealed more than half the people who'll read this have already been accosted, and an audio interview with my Canary Wharf safety expert Garth. This all culminated in the pre-Christmas live "A Day Of Your Life That could Save Your Life" workshop.

I've had loads of emails from people asking if there's going to be another live event since they missed the last one, they still want to go out at night and let's be honest - the knife carrying nutters are still out there.

We had no idea it'd be this controversial. Just wanted to say that I've been going through them all and I've been having a great time answering questions. So if I haven't got back to you yet, please forgive me. I'll answer as soon as I can.

And just in case you missed any of the free tips, you can still pick them up here:

http://www.pick-up-your-gift.com/voptin/safety

If you still want to, you can join Garth and the rest of us on Sunday the 21st of February but there are only 6 places left. You won't be Robocop, but just one takeaway tip might buy you precious getaway time...or let you walk confidently to your car.

Maybe you never get intimidated, and this isn't for you, but if you do have any questions about this event, please email me at jcalchemy@gmail.com

Let's be careful out there,

Jonathan

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Confidence tips for professional women www.beautytipsconfidence.com
4 ways your mobile phone could save your life!
http://ping.fm/GzXZ2
Ladies eyes only! Or guys can pass it on to your ladyfriends http://ping.fm/2hLzj

Friday, January 29, 2010

Hear how a life coach sabotages my phobia cure with BBC presenter Shereen Nanjiani http://ping.fm/SPyvp
Getting prepared for our 12th NLP + HGE Master Practitioner Training tomorrow...

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

To draw something, draw the outline first then ignore the rest of the paper!
Ladies - do you feel safe when out and about? http://ping.fm/ky3lQ
Magic moment - Luke aged 3 chasing me smiling and giggling through a shopping mall full of staring bystanders
Why write a book? http://ping.fm/ftIHw
Self-help - Is everyone missing the point ? http://ping.fm/UTi8q
The Gene Simmons of bears http://ping.fm/eBTGq
Time used to fly; now it's afraid of terrorists.
Zero limits book review & why should devour this book http://ping.fm/2SsSG
What's the most useful word in the English language? http://ping.fm/ddbGT
v=6D7rWLzloOI&feature=player_embedded
Isn't it convenient that the government announces we're out of the recession just before the first monthly salary of 2010...?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Zero limits - training NLP and Hawaiian Huna

Continuing my review of the book Zero limits by Joe Vitale and Dr Hew Len, I really enjoyed the following insight:

that at any one moment in time, your thoughts are either divine inspiration ideas and ahas, or replayed memories compared to things you've experienced in your past.



Now add to that all of this is "witnessed" by a collective mind, so you're sharing past memories with other people. Millions of people share the past after-image of 9/11, or the death of John Lennon for example.

You can choose how you want to respond to these streaming images - much like a breaking news ticker tape on the tv - but you don't get to decide how to respond. Divinity does that. The outcome will be divinely decided, no matter what you choose.

That brings up issues around pre-destination, fate and personal choice. Hmmm.

Here's a simple way to look at it - whatever event is occurring in your world, if you're aware of it, then its in your experience. And if its not positive, then you have some clearing to do. But as its a collective mind, when you clean it up, it cleans up in everyone else as well. At least, that's the theory.

Your beleifs create the way your life is, not the other way aroiund. You are the architect, projectig your blueprint out into 3D constructs moment to moment. You're an expert at manifestation - you're doing it right now as you read this.

And your constructs are coming from one of 2 sources - either divine inspiration, or replayed memories. When inspiration come in, and you start thinking about it, then you are comparing the inspiration to an old memory. But when you're "at zero"you only do what is there for you to do.

Each of us has an instrument to play. We get into trouble when we neglect to play it, or we think someone else has a better one. Your conscious mind will try to understand it, but for every bit it comprehends, there's 14,925 bits its not getting
its head around.

Memories can keep money away. If you're completely clear about money then you'll have it.

In therapy, the client tells the therapist their conscious interpretation of events, but what's actually happening is out of their awareness. Its unconscious. But telling the story is the starting place. Therapists think they are there to help
people - actually their job is to heal themselves of the programs that they see running in their clients. As the memories get cleared in the therapist, they get cancelled in the patient. The technique or approach you use is pretty much irrelevant, just love the person. They are a mirror of you - you're sharing a joint experience. Clear the shared experience and you both heal.

Puts a different slant on things now, doesn't it?