Free Intro to Hawaiian Huna teleclass Tues 8th August http://ping.fm/LDypv

Who works this stuff out? http://ping.fm/3l3z8

Scots - Crooked hooses cam fae committees

If you're a Glasgow Dentist you might want to look at this http://ping.fm/lXfGl

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Scots - naething tae be done in haste but grippin' o' fleas

Read through the Judge Dredd Cursed Earth Graphic Novel - oh to be 10 again

This is one train you'll wish you were on http://ping.fm/kKuRn

Wish I'd Caught This Train...

If you've got more books on visualising than you ever visualised having, here's what works instead http://ping.fm/FsA17

Waiting for what's outside to make you happy inside?

Ever wondered why spiritual people suffer the same
tragic conditions as the worst people?

Fed up with STRIVING to get what you want yet?

"By your fruits you shall know yourself" - So if
there's no fruits, you don't know yourself.

When you rely on people, things or vehicles of
fulfilment to make you happy, all you'll get
is lack and disappointment.

If you're expecting the Universe or the Law of
Attraction to "supply" or "heal", you'll end up
disappointed or at best get temporary improvement.

After all the books, cd's and seminars, are you
HONESTLY that much better off?

What I'm saying might not please everyone, but its
been my experience and most of my clients can
relate.

If you're fed up reading and hearing about miracles
happening to other people, but not to you, I want to
help you discover why.

This Sunday, Parklands Country Club, 10 till 4 on my
first ever True Silence workshop. Not for rookies.

If you've had your fill of "mind techniques" and you
know there's something you're missing, I think this
is it. I'm not saying I have the MAGIC BULLET, but
the truth has been staring us in the face since day 1.

http://jonathanclark.org/?page_id=2

If you're up for a stretch, call me on 0141 639 7099
or email jcalchemy@gmail.com before Sunday the 1st.

Take care,

Jonathan

Is Will Smith weird? [blog post] www.jonathanclark.blogspot.com

Will Smith dropped by and spoke his mind

The offer to be one of the first ever True Silence graduates will be cancelled at midnight Monday http://ping.fm/2OWrH

I'm looking for some guinea pigs to try it a new "mind method" that makes "mind methods" obsolete - http://ping.fm/Ug3AU

NLP skills experiment

To book your place and take part, click HERE

OFFER EXPIRED!

Is this the real reason you do what you do? http://ping.fm/Yh5bk

Tony Robbins - why you do what you do

Feel free to leave your comments below:

New video - how to spot subliminal messages [maybe] http://ping.fm/PuHcs

(latest video) - how to spot subliminal messages

Do you agree with the maker of this video [not me by the way!], or do you think they're reading way too much into things.....?

(another free video) - How to Photoread http://ping.fm/Gs2Wi

Another free video - how to Photoread

If you have any questions about the Photoreading system, as a Lifetools trained Trainer I'd be happy to help. Just ask below...

Hi there - new free mind video helps you cope with pressure http://ping.fm/CxShA

Oprah and Eckhart Living In Now

Let me know what you think in the comments below:

Wish this was you? http://ping.fm/FD11u

Wish this was you?

What would it be like if you got offered every job you were
interviewed for?

Imagine you could stand up in public and blow people's socks
off with your talk...

Just suppose you were so good at selling that your sales
increased by 40%

How much more acknowledgement and recognition would you gain
if you became the most respected local expert?

How flattering would it be to have dozens of people trying to
BE you?

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In a hurry? Go to http://budurl.com/BizPrac

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Imagine you're a Financial Adviser and you do two appointment
sales - first the factfind, then prepare a proposal, then go
back and present it to the client and hopefully make the sale!

Picture yourself doing 3000 miles per month and living in a
Vauxhall Vectra. But as soon as you learned NLP your
appointments halved, your mileage halved and your sales went
up! In contrast, a week later your manager has a heart attack
in the same month his manager is diagnosed diabetic.

That's partly what motivates you to escape the rat race and
resign, be your own boss and grow your own six figure business.
Or you can stay where you are and shine in a company that's
scared to change.

Imagine the day you use NLP to get Morgan Stanley to hire you,
and the sales training that you present to THEIR sales trainers
increases their sales by 40% in 3 months! How much would you
charge them?

Starting on Saturday the 19th of June we're going to spend
5 days practicing state of the art business psychology skills
for communication, influence, coaching, presenting and selling
that enabled me to do exactly what I've just described. But
you'd better hurry...

Anchoring states, hypnotic language, NLP presenting skills,
negotiation techniques, become a living lie detector...
So many unfair advantages that leave you feeling in control,
the best you can be, motivated and loving your work.

Imagine you come to a gorgeous rural retreat, we implant a
"Business Power Chip" in your head programmed with the thinking
patterns of the Dragons, The Apprentices, The Bransons And
The Sugars of this world. That level of influence. That level
of drive. Heck, what if it only gave you 10% of that...

Now this is not for people who will settle for staying tired,
struggling and praying for a miracle. Ridiculous targets,
under pressure, low morale and endless paperwork...pointless
meetings, banal training while ever under the threat of redundancy.

This is for you if you want to join the increasing number of my
students who are out there DOING it, using my model to build a
name for themselves whilst proving it works. And I even help you
to get your first clients...

Visit http://budurl.com/BizPrac

And if its only the money stopping you, well we can talk about
that. This is the ONLY Business NLP course in 2010, we start
Saturday 10am and I can't wait!

Speak soon,

Jonathan

P.S. Remember - life doesn't give you what you deserve, it gives
you what you go and claim... http://budurl.com/BizPrac

Grab my free download "the success mindset of Dragons & Apprentices" no opt in required at http://ping.fm/GbI2e

NLP skills - linguistic programming in business

Learn FREE Neuro Linguistic Programming Skills For Doing Business In The 21st Century

NLP Training Course Delivered By A Glasgow NLP Trainer With A Glasgow Accent!

Neuro Linguistic Programming skills give you an almost unfair advantage in business.
Watch this FREE video, and if you want to add NLP skills to your toolkit, just downoad the free NLP "Business Power Blueprint" - the common denominator beliefs of all Dragons, Apprentices and Business Pioneers", and:

* Discover the 3 things that hold your business career back
* The one sentence that increased motor oil sales by 900%
* And much more!


You can download the FREE NLP Business Power Blueprint audio HERE and the transcription HERE

Need help starting or growing your small business? - watch the video at http://ping.fm/f7rs1

Glasgow small business course full of marketing technique

What a week! A Kiss concert, a BBC Radio slot, a new seminar pilot and a new Prime Minister!

New video on my blog for employed and self-employed who want more http://ping.fm/lEg3z

Lead generation and small business marketing course

7 step rescue plan creates a cash injection for your small business - get it free at http://ping.fm/g8J5g

Small Business Coaching Marketing Strategy

If you know anyone with a business that needs a cash injection now go to http://ping.fm/AXsCh then please retweet

Looking forward to running the next part of my 28th NLP/HGE Practitioner course tomorrow

Heaven witnessed through 1 mind is called Earth. Earth witnessed through all 3 minds is called Heaven

Don't take yourself so personally

Sunny day at a Scottish National Monument and you can't even buy an ice cream! Typical.

For a bedtime story I told Luke the Disney version of Lord of the Rings

My video on how to set up your own business http://budurl.com/tkez

Working on a bailout plan to help small businesses create new cashflow

For the first time in my lifetime there's not a plane in the sky!

Free workshop on how to launch or expand your business in Scotland http://ping.fm/dT2vL

The severity of an itch is inversely poportional to the ability to reach it

Really eye opening to see all the cars with a thin coating of volcanic ash on them

Suppin' loud's nae company

Who you really are is what you do when noone's looking

I saw a big shiny ball in the sky today..then I remembered that its called "the sun"!

Having fun helping 2 clients build their weight loss business

Small business owners make 2010 their best year yet http://ping.fm/A2fgS

Cemented my wee boy's swing into the ground cos he's big enough to make the whole thing rock!

Go see "Kick Ass" and be amazed at what an 11 year old girl does!

Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com

Girl to boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." Guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

I can't believe you'd wear a 10:10 necklace made from the metal of a near fatality aircraft

Weans wi' big ears take it aw in

Last chance to get 6 months 1 on 1 help launching & growing your own business ends midnight http://ping.fm/fsicS

Don't miss out - NLP business practitioner + how to get clients http://ping.fm/hNPLC

If you long to get paid for doing something you love, take a look at http://ping.fm/DpAA3

Training NLP Money Business Freedom Offer

Until midnight on Saturday 10th you can get my entire Money
Business Freedom training system for 92% OFF.

Here's where you can grab your copy for 92% off:

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I'm holding this special offer because money is in everyone's
mind, and as a way to say THANK YOU to all the people who are
on my loyal subscriber list :-)

Here's where you can grab your copy and save 92%:

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Bonus 2-5: The FOUR "Your Money Or Your Life" Money Mastermind
Teleseminars -This private teleclass series has only ever
been available to a select few of my clients!

This really is a no-brainer... but it ends on Saturday!

Everything will be recorded on audio CD so you can review
it forever after!
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WHEW!

That's a lot of goodies ...and you get it all FREE when you
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Go here right now and claim your place before they're all gone!

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Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. This special 92% off special ends at midnight on Saturday.
If you'd like to get my best financial security package that's
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Quick announcement and a favour to ask

If you're reading this then its possibly because you've had your fill of Easter Eggs and family movies and you thought browsing the web would make a change...?

But while you're here, can you help me out?

In our world of self-improvement and personal growth, you keep seeing the same thing over and over - Live seminars, telephone coaching, CD's, etc. That might suit the masses but my subscribers tend to be more discerning.

Why does this matter? Well, I'm creating a new way to help even more people, and I'd value your opinion.

Please take a few minutes to answer this short survey. You can answer the questions here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F7XK8FS

When you take part, you will help me produce something that will affect the whole self-help community.

Thanks in advance,

Happy Easter, and go on .... have another!

Jonathan

P.S.That page again is http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F7XK8FS

Take this survey and help produce something that
will affect the whole self-help community http://ping.fm/2nELR

Bet you wish you'd thought of this - http://ping.fm/RCCcl

Wish you'd thought of this?

This clever video was brought to my attention by one of my teachers - watch up to the 1 min, 7 sec mark – then notice what happens ;-)

Pain is just a sign of weakness leaving the body - Marine Corps!

Why does your stomach rumble? http://ping.fm/zpSIg

Degree of belief determines degree of result

Branson's VSS Enterprise has boldly gone on its mission - video at http://ping.fm/cBh2s

Does your brain need defragging yet? Here's how http://ping.fm/XxIgl

Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com

Don't take bribes - the government hates competition

Excited by the possibilities of 2 new services I'm going to offer...

Sign in In a Nairobi restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

If ye cannae see ra bottom, dinna wade

Training NLP Brains Are Like Laptops...

The bizarre thing about dealing with the unconscious mind is that problems can be solved without you actually knowing what's going on.

The conscious mind foolishly thinks its the problem solver. Actually, it's acting from either having witnessed some inspiration from the Higher Self [who knows and creates the future], or a replayed memory from the unconscious mind [who stores and organises the past]

Even your body, your physical environment, your neighbourhood and everything "out there" that you can perceive are just echoes of a replayed memory - you get what you expect. You can only see what you expect to see.

I like the metaphor of a laptop, connected to a projector and shining a powerpoint slide on the screen. Your nervous system is the laptop, the projector is your perception, and the screen is an otherwise blank canvas until you project onto it. You call that reality. But it can't be on the screen unless its on the laptop, get it?

There's no point in shouting at the screen just cos you don't like what you see on it. Actually there's nothing on it at all. It's what's on your hard drive that's the problem...

Memories are like the software running on your system. Too many old programs and there's no space for new downloads [ inspiration ].

The Higher Self is memory free and downloads nothing but inspiration from Spirit / the Divine / the quantum field / insert your deity of choice. This is a timeless and indestructible source of inspiration and insight.

So here's the method - petition the Higher Self to erase old, limiting programs. The unconscious mind boots up the old memory. With the conscious mind's permission the Higher Self can then defrag the hard drive [ Divine Norton Antivirus ]. This leaves a void or free space on the hard drive, and thus room for new programs to run.

What does this mean? All of your external experiences are 3D holograms whose source is either divine inspiration, or replayed memory.

So you have a choice - either replay old programs incessantly, or clean your hard drive every day...

Last chance to learn NLP for half price, but act fast! http://ping.fm/FnNly

Oot oan the branch, the fruit is gey ripe

Uncovering a new approach that makes NLP and mind methods look antiquated...

Want a return on your investment from your self help studies? www.alchemychallenge.com

Imitation is the sincerest form of unimaginative flattery

Why is the traffic always lighter in someone else's lane?

Just met Dragon's Den Doug Richard at his seminar promoting www.schoolforstartups.co.uk

Training NLP - If you can feel it, you can heal it http://ping.fm/LUEen

When a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name, you didn't hold the pillow down
long enough

Think you can do 2 things at the same time? Scientists doubt it
http://ping.fm/DIol0

Training NLP - If you can feel it, you can heal it

I'm working on a new "method" [not even sure that's the right word, cos it's bigger than that] that will make a lot of self help, mind techniques pretty much obsolete. Bold statement I know...

One recurring problem is the tendency for mental approaches to teach you to close your eyes and make a picture, visualise your goal or use affirmations "I like myself, I like myself, I sodding like myself". My point is, you're going into silence WITH something.

Now I have 2 main thrusts to my dissatisfaction with "mind techniques", and they are:

1] Many people have read spiritual books, attended seminars, meditated, incanted and tithed and seen ZERO sustained, tangible results

2] I have more books on visualisation than I ever visualised I'd have

Now as a Trainer of NLP, Huna, Time Line Therapy and Hypnosis this is a bitter pill to swallow. So I'm on a mission to get to the root of it, and I'm getting somewhere...

Rather than go into the silence WITH something, surrender and start listening, rather than pleading and waiting.

In the Self-Identity Through Ho'o Pono Pono method promoted in Joe Vitale's book "Zero limits" [which I love by the way, but as a Star Wars fan I'm nervous about the SITH part...] one is supposed to say "I'm sorry, please forgive me" whenever there's negativity/lack/pain.

The idea is that there's repentance and accepting responsibility for creating the circumstances in your universe, by acknowledging that something has gotten inside you. You "caught" the limiting programme, like a cold

The above phrase tells the Divine that you want forgiveness for yourself, then "thank you" expresses gratitude and then the faith that it'll get resolved. "I love you" brings in the aloha of your Higher Self.

This sounds like a plan, and I used it for many months, and it seemed to get results in the tangible, physical world of form. However, I now feel its a bit clunky and there's a better, easier and faster way.

Stay tuned...

If you could change one thing - teleclass happening NOW http://ping.fm/02Tz1

My coaching client called herself a seeker, so I asked her to become a finder

With whom do I have the pleasure - you, or my version of you? http://ping.fm/HoyRq

Endured an entire chick flick [it was Mothers Day after all] but only cos Cameron Diaz was in it

Endured an entire chick flick [it was Mothers Day after all] but only cos Cameron Diaz was in it

Do you think David Beckham's torn achilles tendon is a coincidence?

If you could change one thing - free teleclass to help you http://ping.fm/icz1h

An ultimatum is a powerless threat trying to steer a situation one has no control over

If nothing you are wearing matches, isn't that coordinated?

Do you believe in the placebo effect? http://ping.fm/fjgbQ

If Will.i.am and Cheryl got together would that mean a Black Eyed Cole?

Training NLP - I don't mind and it doesn't matter

The voice in your head isn't you.

Ever thought about that?

The voice is your mind, and you are more than just your mind. You are the awareness that you're aware with. So you witness your mind and its thinking.



If you ever hear yourself say "I'm stupid" change it to "My thinking is stupid" Makes a huge difference, and it's actually more TRUE.

In the 3 minds model that I teach [conscious, unsconscious and Higher Self] the internal chatter would be your conscious mind. The unconscious doesn't do language - it does pictures and feelings. And Higher Self? Well, it's your connection with Spirit, or Divinity.

Listen, you can think positive thoughts of abundance all you like and still be broke. Its your unconscious mind that creates and manifests. If your unconscious mind has feelings and complexes around poverty or success, you'll witness the 3D projection of that. As within, so without.

Now scientists have measured [who are these people?] that the unconscious mind is being bombarded with over 2 million bits of information per second. Yet your conscious mind can only handle about 134 bits per second. What does that mean?

It means there's WAY more going on than you know... right now. In fact it's impossible to be aware of everything that's going on in this moment. Therefore, if you're not aware of it, how can you expect to control it?

So let's leave you with a thought:

You can choose what you want, but you have to let go of whether you manifest it or not.

Let me know [your conscious mind's] thoughts...