Tuesday, September 14, 2010

10 Reasons Why Your Business Needs Web SEO Now! at http://ping.fm/WKhGo

Friday, September 10, 2010

Just stumbled on a testimonial from one of my students http://ping.fm/hKkLj

Training NLP - a testimonial

Hi All,

I'd like to say I'm a student of Jonathan Clark's and that his courses are incredible. Or better.

Here's one example from his NLP Foundation ( Feb. 2005).

I had been having the same disturbing nightmares for 23 years which repeated every December. This all bubbled to the surface one morning, before class started. Jonathan stopped what he was doing, attended to me & helped me clear it in about 10 minutes.
That's right, a 23-year-old issue GONE in 10 minutes. If I remember, at the time, I thought it was pretty heavy stuff: something to do with death and dying.I just don't do that any more. His NLP and Huna mix was a neat tonic.

Then on the Master Pract. I had a whole lot of Huna fun. Still am.

Judy Coll
There IS such a thing as a free lunch, with NLP training for dessert at http://ping.fm/uYgt9

Friday, September 03, 2010

Just finished reading a Huna training book again that I read 10 years ago and what a difference http://ping.fm/7T1x1

Huna teachings - book review

I've just finished Kahuna Healing by Serge King, something like ten years after I
first read it, and its like I've never read it before. Isn't that weird when it
happens - like you're reading a book that's the same inside, but you're in a whole different place?

Polynesia is a triangle that stretches from New Zealand, to Hawaii and then to
Easter island - a huge area with thousands of miles between islands - but which
enjoyed commerce, trade and exploration long before Columbus sailed across the Atlantic. The Maori for instance have ancient navigation chants that reveal sailing directions to Hawaii. There were Hawaiian kahunas, Tahitian tahunas and Maori tohungas.

It is suggested that Captain Cook arrived on Hawaii not by coincidence, but by
kahuna telepathic suggestion - so he landed just in time for a festival dedicated to
the god Lono. [The kahuna had their own Hawaiian pantheon of gods but still recognised one ultimate God]. There was a God, but there was no "sinning" against that God. There was no concept of "sin". There are natural laws, like gravity and you can't sin against gravity.

This telepathic suggestion is one of a number of startling feats that the kahuna were reputed to be able to do. Walking on lava, healing the sick. Unlike the Boston missionaries who couldn't do either. Yet the kahuna are [were] ordinary men and women who trained to develop abilities we all have latent within ourselves. Plus studying and practicing empowering beliefs and mental disciplines. [Its interesting that the author proposes that presently held beliefs seem to influence healing more than past memories.]

On Huna and physical healing - the body is an intensely energised thought form, a concept from the Higher Self expressing itself in the material world as a physical form, modified by the beliefs of that person's conscious mind, and maintained by the unconscious mind. I love that stunningly simple metaphor. There's the car factory, the driver, and the on board computer. Your body is the vehicle that you use to project your intention into the physical world, and the means by which you gain feedback from doing so.

The Higher Self creates the blueprint of the body and downloads that to the unconscious mind whose job it is to run and maintain that blueprint. However, it is continually subjected to the learned beliefs of the conscious mind. Any illness or disease is where these 3 minds are in conflict with one another.

A great place to see this effect is in the area of western civilisation and its beliefs about health. We're conditioned by the health & fitness industry that slim is desireable and healthy. Fat is ugly and unhealthy. But let's face it, you get thin people who are ill, and fat people who are healthy. Super fit athletes die every day, and chain smoking old codgers can live a century or more.

Disease may be the result of the conscious minds learned thinking patterns being in conflict with the unconscious mind's blueprint. Its not the MacDonalds burger that kills you, its what you think about the burger. [see also "Zero Limits" by Joe Vitale and Dr Hew Len]. Swine flu affects people more because of the media hype than the flu itself. Beliefs are the root of illness in Huna. Epidemics may have more to do with the individual's reaction to social proof then bacteria. Thus Huna includes suggestions and belief changes as a natural part of the therapy intervention. Faith in the cure leads to the success of the cure.

But kahuna were sought and followed not by reputation, but by their results. "Ye shall know them by their fruits". They were known for their proven abilities and knowledge, and didn't actually have to be of Hawaiian descent. Serge states that the knowledge is alive and operating today, but just isn't obvious.

There's a fascinating section on emotions, and Serge states that the kahuna see emotion as simply a flow of energy through the body. The sensation of guilt or attraction are much the same, but its the thoughts and self-talk that accompany the sensations that tell you what to call it. Try that one on! An adept kahuna can generate, direct, change or dissolve any emotion at will. That's why I say all NLP is Huna.

Most interesting is the discussion on "thought forms" - kahuna didn't recognise the concepts of a devil or demons, or wandering spirits of the dead. They classed these as man-made thought forms. The only demons are the ones you believe in.

On the matter of a client who is treated, and then the problem returns - the suggestion is that the client failed to change their thought patterns, and therefore the body simply went back to its learned way of being.

Overall I've thoroughly enjoyed re-reading this book and heartily recommend it. I read it years ago, and I'll probbaly come back to it years from now. And that's in keeping with a nice quote from page 70:

"The present is the fruit of the past, and the seed of the future"

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Worth checking out this skin care competition if you're in the Glasgow area http://ping.fm/a4ArH

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Planning to run a health retreat soon - help me
design it here http://ping.fm/Au1Qm
A guid laugh shows yer a' aboot - from the Scots
CCTV shows giant cat dumping old lady into a bin
http://ping.fm/Obo5F
Never seen my wife make a fruit smoothie in a food mixer powered by bicycle before!
Fat people can get a gastric band fitted on the NHS while cancer patients can't get medication?! WTF!?
The Anatomy of Buzz by Emanuel Rosen is ironically the dullest book I've read in years!
If you were a tangible product on a shelf, what
would you look like? Smell or taste? And called what?

Thursday, August 26, 2010

You probably won't believe me, but you can read an entire book in 5 minutes flat http://ping.fm/InQY9

Training NLP - Read A Book In 5 Minutes!

AUGUST 28 - 29TH GET READY TO REVOLUTIONISE YOUR ATTITUDE TO
READING IN JUST 2 DAYS!

You probably have more to read than time to read it all
Information overload -is doubling every 18 months
The future lies in learning how to adapt to change
Anyone can learn how to do this.
This is not Speed Reading-you won't be trying harder to read faster

You'll mentally photograph about a page a second
You'll read a 200 page book in 5 minutes!
Imagine writing an essay in half the time!
How would it feel to clear your mail in minutes?

What if it works at the computer screen too?
Can you handle reading 200 times faster than anyone you know?

TAP THE RICH RESOURCES OF YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND

Imagine the excitement of discovering the amazing ability to
Photoread with a Trainer & Master Practitioner of NLP, Jonathan
Clark. You'll learn how to blast through any reading material at
lightning speed--and (more importantly) recall what you've read! And
you'll share the experience with a fascinating group of people--as
committed to developing personal excellence as you are!

- Read faster with better understanding
- improve your memory and sharpen your concentration
- Manage your time more effectively
- Enhance your intuition

WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

Call 0141 639 7099 to book your place.

The next Photoreading Weekend Workshop will be held in August 28th
and 29th from 10.00 - 6.00pm in Glasgow. The investment is £147 per person.
Attendance at this workshop is expected to be as high as in
previous years, so please book early to avoid disappointment. Bring
a Dictionary, and at least 2 books that you 'd like to read--you'll
have read them by the time you get home!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Want to spend a normal weekend, or want to learn Hawaiian Huna magic? Live training at http://ping.fm/q0quG

Hawaiian Huna Scottish Shamanic Training

Aloha,

Last call for my "Dramatic Magic" Huna weekend.

2 days at the beautiful House For An Art Lover
in Bellahouston Park, Glasgow, with gourmet
lunch provided.

Complete training and scripts so you can do

Ho'o Pono Pono - cutting toxic connections
Higher Self Therapy - let go of painful emotions now
Higher Self Connection - unite the holy trinity
The 5 Elements - store and flow all 5 energies
Hiolani - deep meditation helps you to focus
Creating Elementals - exactly what it says
Dream Interpretation - decode the messages
Magic Rituals - simple but powerful
Initiation into 7 more Huna symbols

Saturday & Sunday 21-22 August and only £147

Last chance to jump into the canoe.

Call 0141 639 7099 or email jcalchemy@gmail.com

Mahalo,

Jonathan
Huna Alaka'i Ho'omanaloa
Free Web SEO tips and a business bailout plan at www.rescuebusinessblog.com

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Huna Secrets Free teleseminar today http://ping.fm/gIEKp

Train In Huna As My Guest

August 10th

From: Jonathan Clark
RE: Huna Secrets Teleseminar

It's Tuesday so I'll make this quick.

After my "darkest night of the soul" in 2002 I
found myself on a spiritual and healing course
in Hawaii, and it changed me forever.

Over the course of 3 years I kept going back to
learn more, and eventually earned permission to
teach the ancient science called Huna.

Huna is a very old art and science of psychology,
shamanism and healing. Its the closest thing to
doing real magic, manifesting what you want and
dissolving what you don't. Imagine that...

Tomight I'm hosting a free teleseminar in Huna
Secrets. This is for you if you feel something
is missing, if you feel disconnected, and if you
need more energy.

The class will last about 90 minutes and will
teach you some very practical Huna tools you can
take away and use TODAY.


***** IMPORTANT TELESEMINAR DETAILS *****

Title: Huna Secrets
Time: Tuesday, August 10th at 3:00pm Eastern, 8pm UK
Listening method: Phone + Web Simulcast
To attend, visit:
http://attendthisevent.com/?eventID=14263671

**** We start promptly at 8pm UK, 3pm EST ****

Please call in 5 minutes early to introduce yourself.

Speak to you tonight,

Jonathan Clark
Alaka'i Ho'o Manaloa
Teacher and Initiator

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Just saw the JSA on Smallville! Oh the nostalgia... I love the new take on the Golden Age heroes.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Free Intro to Hawaiian Huna teleclass Tues 8th August http://ping.fm/LDypv
Who works this stuff out? http://ping.fm/3l3z8
Scots - Crooked hooses cam fae committees

Monday, August 02, 2010

If you're a Glasgow Dentist you might want to look at this http://ping.fm/lXfGl
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Scots - naething tae be done in haste but grippin' o' fleas
Read through the Judge Dredd Cursed Earth Graphic Novel - oh to be 10 again

Saturday, July 31, 2010

This is one train you'll wish you were on http://ping.fm/kKuRn

Wish I'd Caught This Train...

Friday, July 30, 2010

If you've got more books on visualising than you ever visualised having, here's what works instead http://ping.fm/FsA17

Waiting for what's outside to make you happy inside?

Ever wondered why spiritual people suffer the same
tragic conditions as the worst people?

Fed up with STRIVING to get what you want yet?

"By your fruits you shall know yourself" - So if
there's no fruits, you don't know yourself.

When you rely on people, things or vehicles of
fulfilment to make you happy, all you'll get
is lack and disappointment.

If you're expecting the Universe or the Law of
Attraction to "supply" or "heal", you'll end up
disappointed or at best get temporary improvement.

After all the books, cd's and seminars, are you
HONESTLY that much better off?

What I'm saying might not please everyone, but its
been my experience and most of my clients can
relate.

If you're fed up reading and hearing about miracles
happening to other people, but not to you, I want to
help you discover why.

This Sunday, Parklands Country Club, 10 till 4 on my
first ever True Silence workshop. Not for rookies.

If you've had your fill of "mind techniques" and you
know there's something you're missing, I think this
is it. I'm not saying I have the MAGIC BULLET, but
the truth has been staring us in the face since day 1.

http://jonathanclark.org/?page_id=2


If you're up for a stretch, call me on 0141 639 7099
or email jcalchemy@gmail.com before Sunday the 1st.

Take care,

Jonathan

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Is Will Smith weird? [blog post] www.jonathanclark.blogspot.com

Will Smith dropped by and spoke his mind

Sunday, July 11, 2010

The offer to be one of the first ever True Silence graduates will be cancelled at midnight Monday http://ping.fm/2OWrH

Friday, July 09, 2010

I'm looking for some guinea pigs to try it a new "mind method" that makes "mind methods" obsolete - http://ping.fm/Ug3AU

Thursday, July 08, 2010

NLP skills experiment



To book your place and take part, click HERE

OFFER EXPIRED!

Is this the real reason you do what you do? http://ping.fm/Yh5bk

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Tony Robbins - why you do what you do


Feel free to leave your comments below:

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

New video - how to spot subliminal messages [maybe] http://ping.fm/PuHcs

(latest video) - how to spot subliminal messages


Do you agree with the maker of this video [not me by the way!], or do you think they're reading way too much into things.....?

Monday, July 05, 2010

(another free video) - How to Photoread http://ping.fm/Gs2Wi

Another free video - how to Photoread

If you have any questions about the Photoreading system, as a Lifetools trained Trainer I'd be happy to help. Just ask below...

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Hi there - new free mind video helps you cope with pressure http://ping.fm/CxShA

Oprah and Eckhart Living In Now



Let me know what you think in the comments below:

Monday, June 14, 2010

Wish this was you? http://ping.fm/FD11u

Wish this was you?

What would it be like if you got offered every job you were
interviewed for?

Imagine you could stand up in public and blow people's socks
off with your talk...

Just suppose you were so good at selling that your sales
increased by 40%

How much more acknowledgement and recognition would you gain
if you became the most respected local expert?

How flattering would it be to have dozens of people trying to
BE you?

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In a hurry? Go to http://budurl.com/BizPrac

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Imagine you're a Financial Adviser and you do two appointment
sales - first the factfind, then prepare a proposal, then go
back and present it to the client and hopefully make the sale!

Picture yourself doing 3000 miles per month and living in a
Vauxhall Vectra. But as soon as you learned NLP your
appointments halved, your mileage halved and your sales went
up! In contrast, a week later your manager has a heart attack
in the same month his manager is diagnosed diabetic.

That's partly what motivates you to escape the rat race and
resign, be your own boss and grow your own six figure business.
Or you can stay where you are and shine in a company that's
scared to change.

Imagine the day you use NLP to get Morgan Stanley to hire you,
and the sales training that you present to THEIR sales trainers
increases their sales by 40% in 3 months! How much would you
charge them?

Starting on Saturday the 19th of June we're going to spend
5 days practicing state of the art business psychology skills
for communication, influence, coaching, presenting and selling
that enabled me to do exactly what I've just described. But
you'd better hurry...

Anchoring states, hypnotic language, NLP presenting skills,
negotiation techniques, become a living lie detector...
So many unfair advantages that leave you feeling in control,
the best you can be, motivated and loving your work.

Imagine you come to a gorgeous rural retreat, we implant a
"Business Power Chip" in your head programmed with the thinking
patterns of the Dragons, The Apprentices, The Bransons And
The Sugars of this world. That level of influence. That level
of drive. Heck, what if it only gave you 10% of that...

Now this is not for people who will settle for staying tired,
struggling and praying for a miracle. Ridiculous targets,
under pressure, low morale and endless paperwork...pointless
meetings, banal training while ever under the threat of redundancy.

This is for you if you want to join the increasing number of my
students who are out there DOING it, using my model to build a
name for themselves whilst proving it works. And I even help you
to get your first clients...

Visit http://budurl.com/BizPrac

And if its only the money stopping you, well we can talk about
that. This is the ONLY Business NLP course in 2010, we start
Saturday 10am and I can't wait!

Speak soon,

Jonathan

P.S. Remember - life doesn't give you what you deserve, it gives
you what you go and claim... http://budurl.com/BizPrac

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Grab my free download "the success mindset of Dragons & Apprentices" no opt in required at http://ping.fm/GbI2e

Monday, June 07, 2010

NLP skills - linguistic programming in business

Learn FREE Neuro Linguistic Programming Skills For Doing Business In The 21st Century

NLP Training Course Delivered By A Glasgow NLP Trainer With A Glasgow Accent!

Neuro Linguistic Programming skills give you an almost unfair advantage in business.
Watch this FREE video, and if you want to add NLP skills to your toolkit, just downoad the free NLP "Business Power Blueprint" - the common denominator beliefs of all Dragons, Apprentices and Business Pioneers", and:

* Discover the 3 things that hold your business career back
* The one sentence that increased motor oil sales by 900%
* And much more!


You can download the FREE NLP Business Power Blueprint audio HERE and the transcription HERE

Friday, May 21, 2010

Need help starting or growing your small business? - watch the video at http://ping.fm/f7rs1

Thursday, May 13, 2010

What a week! A Kiss concert, a BBC Radio slot, a new seminar pilot and a new Prime Minister!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

7 step rescue plan creates a cash injection for your small business - get it free at http://ping.fm/g8J5g

Small Business Coaching Marketing Strategy

Friday, April 23, 2010

If you know anyone with a business that needs a cash injection now go to http://ping.fm/AXsCh then please retweet
Looking forward to running the next part of my 28th NLP/HGE Practitioner course tomorrow
Heaven witnessed through 1 mind is called Earth. Earth witnessed through all 3 minds is called Heaven

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Don't take yourself so personally
Sunny day at a Scottish National Monument and you can't even buy an ice cream! Typical.
For a bedtime story I told Luke the Disney version of Lord of the Rings
My video on how to set up your own business http://budurl.com/tkez
Working on a bailout plan to help small businesses create new cashflow
For the first time in my lifetime there's not a plane in the sky!
Free workshop on how to launch or expand your business in Scotland http://ping.fm/dT2vL
The severity of an itch is inversely poportional to the ability to reach it
Really eye opening to see all the cars with a thin coating of volcanic ash on them
Suppin' loud's nae company

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Who you really are is what you do when noone's looking
I saw a big shiny ball in the sky today..then I remembered that its called "the sun"!
Having fun helping 2 clients build their weight loss business
Small business owners make 2010 their best year yet http://ping.fm/A2fgS
Cemented my wee boy's swing into the ground cos he's big enough to make the whole thing rock!
Go see "Kick Ass" and be amazed at what an 11 year old girl does!
Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com
Girl to boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." Guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
I can't believe you'd wear a 10:10 necklace made from the metal of a near fatality aircraft
Weans wi' big ears take it aw in

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Last chance to get 6 months 1 on 1 help launching & growing your own business ends midnight http://ping.fm/fsicS

Friday, April 09, 2010

Don't miss out - NLP business practitioner + how to get clients http://ping.fm/hNPLC

Thursday, April 08, 2010

If you long to get paid for doing something you love, take a look at http://ping.fm/DpAA3

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Training NLP Money Business Freedom Offer

Until midnight on Saturday 10th you can get my entire Money
Business Freedom training system for 92% OFF.

Here's where you can grab your copy for 92% off:

http://budurl.com/EasterMadness

I'm holding this special offer because money is in everyone's
mind, and as a way to say THANK YOU to all the people who are
on my loyal subscriber list :-)

Here's where you can grab your copy and save 92%:

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Bonus 2-5: The FOUR "Your Money Or Your Life" Money Mastermind
Teleseminars -This private teleclass series has only ever
been available to a select few of my clients!

This really is a no-brainer... but it ends on Saturday!

Everything will be recorded on audio CD so you can review
it forever after!
You'll get complete handouts and manuals for every stage
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WHEW!

That's a lot of goodies ...and you get it all FREE when you
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Take care,

Jonathan

P.S. This special 92% off special ends at midnight on Saturday.
If you'd like to get my best financial security package that's
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Saturday, April 03, 2010

Quick announcement and a favour to ask



If you're reading this then its possibly because you've had your fill of Easter Eggs and family movies and you thought browsing the web would make a change...?

But while you're here, can you help me out?

In our world of self-improvement and personal growth, you keep seeing the same thing over and over - Live seminars, telephone coaching, CD's, etc. That might suit the masses but my subscribers tend to be more discerning.

Why does this matter? Well, I'm creating a new way to help even more people, and I'd value your opinion.

Please take a few minutes to answer this short survey. You can answer the questions here:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F7XK8FS

When you take part, you will help me produce something that will affect the whole self-help community.

Thanks in advance,

Happy Easter, and go on .... have another!

Jonathan

P.S.That page again is http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F7XK8FS
Take this survey and help produce something that
will affect the whole self-help community http://ping.fm/2nELR

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Bet you wish you'd thought of this - http://ping.fm/RCCcl

Wish you'd thought of this?

This clever video was brought to my attention by one of my teachers - watch up to the 1 min, 7 sec mark – then notice what happens ;-)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Pain is just a sign of weakness leaving the body - Marine Corps!
Why does your stomach rumble? http://ping.fm/zpSIg
Degree of belief determines degree of result
Branson's VSS Enterprise has boldly gone on its mission - video at http://ping.fm/cBh2s
Does your brain need defragging yet? Here's how http://ping.fm/XxIgl
Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com
Don't take bribes - the government hates competition
Excited by the possibilities of 2 new services I'm going to offer...
Sign in In a Nairobi restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
If ye cannae see ra bottom, dinna wade

Training NLP Brains Are Like Laptops...


The bizarre thing about dealing with the unconscious mind is that problems can be solved without you actually knowing what's going on.

The conscious mind foolishly thinks its the problem solver. Actually, it's acting from either having witnessed some inspiration from the Higher Self [who knows and creates the future], or a replayed memory from the unconscious mind [who stores and organises the past]

Even your body, your physical environment, your neighbourhood and everything "out there" that you can perceive are just echoes of a replayed memory - you get what you expect. You can only see what you expect to see.

I like the metaphor of a laptop, connected to a projector and shining a powerpoint slide on the screen. Your nervous system is the laptop, the projector is your perception, and the screen is an otherwise blank canvas until you project onto it. You call that reality. But it can't be on the screen unless its on the laptop, get it?

There's no point in shouting at the screen just cos you don't like what you see on it. Actually there's nothing on it at all. It's what's on your hard drive that's the problem...

Memories are like the software running on your system. Too many old programs and there's no space for new downloads [ inspiration ].

The Higher Self is memory free and downloads nothing but inspiration from Spirit / the Divine / the quantum field / insert your deity of choice. This is a timeless and indestructible source of inspiration and insight.

So here's the method - petition the Higher Self to erase old, limiting programs. The unconscious mind boots up the old memory. With the conscious mind's permission the Higher Self can then defrag the hard drive [ Divine Norton Antivirus ]. This leaves a void or free space on the hard drive, and thus room for new programs to run.

What does this mean? All of your external experiences are 3D holograms whose source is either divine inspiration, or replayed memory.

So you have a choice - either replay old programs incessantly, or clean your hard drive every day...

Friday, March 19, 2010

Last chance to learn NLP for half price, but act fast! http://ping.fm/FnNly